songs that'll get ya laid
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songs that'll get ya laid
i dont know if this has been done before or not, but after a good night last night i thought i would ask you guys what some songs are that you like to play at parties etc to pick up the ladies.
latley ive had good luck with comfortable by john mayer, getting into you by relient k, and then by dave say goodbye, stay or leave, and #40 have all done well. what do you guys use??
latley ive had good luck with comfortable by john mayer, getting into you by relient k, and then by dave say goodbye, stay or leave, and #40 have all done well. what do you guys use??
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hahaha...your tellin me that you've never pulled out the ol acoustic in front of some broad knowin it'll help your game.elijah77jc wrote:fag.Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
every guy plays the guitar to get laid.
"every monkey should know stay up in your f***ing tree"
- DJM
"one thing i know about the rest of my life, i know that i'll be living it in canada!"
- Sloan
- DJM
"one thing i know about the rest of my life, i know that i'll be living it in canada!"
- Sloan
not that i go out there and try to get some from guitar, but i've had 3 different girls come over "to hear this kid play guitar" and they go "OH MY GOD can you play crash"
i'm like, here we go again, play it, and they freek'n love it for some reason. i'm not too fond of that song, but hey, the ladies like it it seems
interesting quick story: this freind of mine, who is not the brightest bulb in the box, was macking on this girl across the hall. he decides that it would be a good idea for him to bring her over to my room to hear me play guitar, and pass some time.
she goes "can you play crash" i'm like, yeah. so i play it. she comes over, grabs my thigh, stickes her tounge ring out to "Show me it" i guess. next thing i know, we're making out and the guy who she was with is sitting in the corner like "what the fuck"
so my new advice to him: dont' bring a girl you're macking on over to some guys room who plays guitar when you dont play, and have him play her favorite song for her....not good things happen
i'm like, here we go again, play it, and they freek'n love it for some reason. i'm not too fond of that song, but hey, the ladies like it it seems
interesting quick story: this freind of mine, who is not the brightest bulb in the box, was macking on this girl across the hall. he decides that it would be a good idea for him to bring her over to my room to hear me play guitar, and pass some time.
she goes "can you play crash" i'm like, yeah. so i play it. she comes over, grabs my thigh, stickes her tounge ring out to "Show me it" i guess. next thing i know, we're making out and the guy who she was with is sitting in the corner like "what the fuck"
so my new advice to him: dont' bring a girl you're macking on over to some guys room who plays guitar when you dont play, and have him play her favorite song for her....not good things happen
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Re: songs that'll get ya laid
Sorry, but it bothers me that you use that song to get laid.proudestmonkey41 wrote:i dont know if this has been done before or not, but after a good night last night i thought i would ask you guys what some songs are that you like to play at parties etc to pick up the ladies.
latley ive had good luck with comfortable by john mayer, getting into you by relient k, and then by dave say goodbye, stay or leave, and #40 have all done well. what do you guys use??
Sort Of A Protest Song wrote:I don't know if this is shameful or not, but after waking up in a girls bed that was really high up off the ground (almost top-bunkbed type high) I told her that if I fell off I'd "come back to life as a white wizard". I was still a bit tipsy. She did not laugh.
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jesus its so true- had my guitar in the lounge last year at school and a group of about 10 girls walk in - my roomie goes "hey denny, play crash, i bet one of em comes over" - fair enough i say and i start to play it - honest to god 5 of em came over and were goin crazy - and then of course one of em asked "oh my god can you play satellite too?!"gravesRR7 wrote:not that i go out there and try to get some from guitar, but i've had 3 different girls come over "to hear this kid play guitar" and they go "OH MY GOD can you play crash"
i'm like, here we go again, play it, and they freek'n love it for some reason. i'm not too fond of that song, but hey, the ladies like it it seems
interesting quick story: this freind of mine, who is not the brightest bulb in the box, was macking on this girl across the hall. he decides that it would be a good idea for him to bring her over to my room to hear me play guitar, and pass some time.
she goes "can you play crash" i'm like, yeah. so i play it. she comes over, grabs my thigh, stickes her tounge ring out to "Show me it" i guess. next thing i know, we're making out and the guy who she was with is sitting in the corner like "what the fuck"
so my new advice to him: dont' bring a girl you're macking on over to some guys room who plays guitar when you dont play, and have him play her favorite song for her....not good things happen


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well this topic got mixed reviews quick
some of you seem to be thinking the only reason i play guitar is to get some..thats not the case at all..im just sayin that when playin at parties or with a bunch of people.. there are certain songs that whenever i play them (or im requested to play them) they usually lead to a fun after-party
. all i was asking was what songs you guys play that seems to get the same sort of response. thanks to gravesRR7 and DJR07 for knowing what i meant.


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I've only played the guitar with the intent purpose of getting pootang once. But some of those songs are good, hell I love Satellite and Crash.slimerdmb24 wrote:I refuse to play those type of songs. Toolbags play the guitar to get laid. Have an original thought, please.
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It always plays out the same way... I'll just be playin in my room and people will have girls come over and they hear me from downstairs, come up and fuckin ask me to play crash.
I play it, they're like wow... Then go back to makin out with the guy they came with.
I never started playing with the intent on using it to get laid.
My ex had me play a song for her, and we got it on after but that was an intimate thing.
And I've trailed off...
I play it, they're like wow... Then go back to makin out with the guy they came with.
I never started playing with the intent on using it to get laid.
My ex had me play a song for her, and we got it on after but that was an intimate thing.
And I've trailed off...
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