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songs that'll get ya laid

Unread post by proudestmonkey41 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:09 pm

i dont know if this has been done before or not, but after a good night last night i thought i would ask you guys what some songs are that you like to play at parties etc to pick up the ladies.

latley ive had good luck with comfortable by john mayer, getting into you by relient k, and then by dave say goodbye, stay or leave, and #40 have all done well. what do you guys use??
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Unread post by Kahn » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:24 pm

I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.

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Unread post by Thomas » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:27 pm

Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
fag.

every guy plays the guitar to get laid.

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Unread post by proudestmonkey41 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:31 pm

elijah77jc wrote:
Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
fag.

every guy plays the guitar to get laid.
hahaha...your tellin me that you've never pulled out the ol acoustic in front of some broad knowin it'll help your game.
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Unread post by gravesRR7 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:32 pm

not that i go out there and try to get some from guitar, but i've had 3 different girls come over "to hear this kid play guitar" and they go "OH MY GOD can you play crash"

i'm like, here we go again, play it, and they freek'n love it for some reason. i'm not too fond of that song, but hey, the ladies like it it seems

interesting quick story: this freind of mine, who is not the brightest bulb in the box, was macking on this girl across the hall. he decides that it would be a good idea for him to bring her over to my room to hear me play guitar, and pass some time.

she goes "can you play crash" i'm like, yeah. so i play it. she comes over, grabs my thigh, stickes her tounge ring out to "Show me it" i guess. next thing i know, we're making out and the guy who she was with is sitting in the corner like "what the fuck"

so my new advice to him: dont' bring a girl you're macking on over to some guys room who plays guitar when you dont play, and have him play her favorite song for her....not good things happen
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Unread post by Kahn » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:33 pm

proudestmonkey41 wrote:
elijah77jc wrote:
Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
fag.

every guy plays the guitar to get laid.
hahaha...your tellin me that you've never pulled out the ol acoustic in front of some broad knowin it'll help your game.
No, I've never done that.

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Re: songs that'll get ya laid

Unread post by Pickles » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:39 pm

proudestmonkey41 wrote:i dont know if this has been done before or not, but after a good night last night i thought i would ask you guys what some songs are that you like to play at parties etc to pick up the ladies.

latley ive had good luck with comfortable by john mayer, getting into you by relient k, and then by dave say goodbye, stay or leave, and #40 have all done well. what do you guys use??
Sorry, but it bothers me that you use that song to get laid.
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Unread post by DJR » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:43 pm

gravesRR7 wrote:not that i go out there and try to get some from guitar, but i've had 3 different girls come over "to hear this kid play guitar" and they go "OH MY GOD can you play crash"

i'm like, here we go again, play it, and they freek'n love it for some reason. i'm not too fond of that song, but hey, the ladies like it it seems

interesting quick story: this freind of mine, who is not the brightest bulb in the box, was macking on this girl across the hall. he decides that it would be a good idea for him to bring her over to my room to hear me play guitar, and pass some time.

she goes "can you play crash" i'm like, yeah. so i play it. she comes over, grabs my thigh, stickes her tounge ring out to "Show me it" i guess. next thing i know, we're making out and the guy who she was with is sitting in the corner like "what the fuck"

so my new advice to him: dont' bring a girl you're macking on over to some guys room who plays guitar when you dont play, and have him play her favorite song for her....not good things happen
jesus its so true- had my guitar in the lounge last year at school and a group of about 10 girls walk in - my roomie goes "hey denny, play crash, i bet one of em comes over" - fair enough i say and i start to play it - honest to god 5 of em came over and were goin crazy - and then of course one of em asked "oh my god can you play satellite too?!" :lol: :lol: like fishing with dynamite

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Unread post by proudestmonkey41 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:53 pm

well this topic got mixed reviews quick :P some of you seem to be thinking the only reason i play guitar is to get some..thats not the case at all..im just sayin that when playin at parties or with a bunch of people.. there are certain songs that whenever i play them (or im requested to play them) they usually lead to a fun after-party ;). all i was asking was what songs you guys play that seems to get the same sort of response. thanks to gravesRR7 and DJR07 for knowing what i meant.
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Unread post by brian_ok » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:08 pm

yeah, Lover Lay Down gets that type of response a lot. I just feel so lame when I play guitar for girls though, it's so fucking stereotypical :lol:
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Unread post by sunglassesatnight » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:10 pm

I refuse to play those type of songs. Toolbags play the guitar to get laid. Have an original thought, please.

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Unread post by brian_ok » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:12 pm

slimerdmb24 wrote:I refuse to play those type of songs. Toolbags play the guitar to get laid. Have an original thought, please.
I've only played the guitar with the intent purpose of getting pootang once. But some of those songs are good, hell I love Satellite and Crash.

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Unread post by mlb1399 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:19 pm

I have gotten laid when playing guitar, I don't know if that had anything to do with it though. I don't play guitar to get more women though. As someone else said, I do it for myself. If a girl likes the fact that I do it and wants to have sex, who am I to say no?

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Unread post by tbillie41 » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:29 pm

my fiance will have sex with me so i *stop* playing the guitar. :)
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Unread post by Kukini » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:31 pm

It always plays out the same way... I'll just be playin in my room and people will have girls come over and they hear me from downstairs, come up and fuckin ask me to play crash.

I play it, they're like wow... Then go back to makin out with the guy they came with.

I never started playing with the intent on using it to get laid.

My ex had me play a song for her, and we got it on after but that was an intimate thing.

And I've trailed off...
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