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Unread post by gcom007 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:09 am

wkpggrvn2001 wrote:
gcom007 wrote:people need to learn to not rely on others so much...this is about as easy as music gets...atleast TRY to develop your ears!!!
you give off such a negative energy
no, it just frustrates me when people don't give themselves any credit whatsoever and wholly rely on other people to do everything for them...as someone who's gone through a lot of training as well as someone who teaches, that's just a huge disappointment w/ me in regards to most beginning guitarists. It's the single most reason why most of them ever move past the mediocre stage.
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Unread post by HCHaikuWarrior » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:10 am

ok stop hijacking the boards and post the fuckin tab for the kid who wants it
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Unread post by gcom007 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:11 am

HCHaikuWarrior wrote:ok stop hijacking the boards and post the fuckin tab for the kid who wants it
link me to the song, I'll have a tab done in two minutes.
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Unread post by gcom007 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:12 am

now that I've pissed everyone off, I have to completely throw everyone off by all of the sudden becoming an incredibly productive and insightful member of the board so none of you know what to think...this is stage two...this is nothing new...there is nothing new under the sun...
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Unread post by briguy945 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:57 am

If you feel so strongly about it, take your own advice. Bashing someone for helping out is less helpful and relevant than the help Davy gave. Dick. I agree that he should take 5 minutes and learn the song by himself, it isnt gonna be much harder than reading a tab and he'll actually improve. You already have the chords. I dont have a copy to tab it from anyways but its a whole 30 seconds long and doesnt involve anything even remotely difficult if I remember right.
I wasn't bashing for helping, I was bashing for not helping. I am only pointing out that the request was for a tab. There was no request for someone to give the usual "learn it by ear" unhelpful response. I've noticed these kind of posts are plauging these boards, which were meant to help people....not shame them into becoming as good as you may be.

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Unread post by gcom007 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:59 am

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If you feel so strongly about it, take your own advice. Bashing someone for helping out is less helpful and relevant than the help Davy gave. Dick. I agree that he should take 5 minutes and learn the song by himself, it isnt gonna be much harder than reading a tab and he'll actually improve. You already have the chords. I dont have a copy to tab it from anyways but its a whole 30 seconds long and doesnt involve anything even remotely difficult if I remember right.
I wasn't bashing for helping, I was bashing for not helping. I am only pointing out that the request was for a tab. There was no request for someone to give the usual "learn it by ear" unhelpful response. I've noticed these kind of posts are plauging these boards, which were meant to help people....not shame them into becoming as good as you may be.
it's not about shame...it's about not settling for mediocrity...no one's going to get better if they don't develop their ear, and this is an incredibly easy song to do it on...
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Unread post by mlb1399 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:06 am

To be fair, learning to play tunes by ear comes after a time of playing and being familiar with guitar. I do agree that people should try learning some stuff on their own. On the other hand, we know nothing about the poster's guitar experience and he was simply asking for a tab. He very well could be a beginner that just want's to work on a simple song. Hell, he might have even tried learning it by ear then asked for the tabs.

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Unread post by briguy945 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:10 am

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If you feel so strongly about it, take your own advice. Bashing someone for helping out is less helpful and relevant than the help Davy gave. Dick. I agree that he should take 5 minutes and learn the song by himself, it isnt gonna be much harder than reading a tab and he'll actually improve. You already have the chords. I dont have a copy to tab it from anyways but its a whole 30 seconds long and doesnt involve anything even remotely difficult if I remember right.


I wasn't bashing for helping, I was bashing for not helping. I am only pointing out that the request was for a tab. There was no request for someone to give the usual "learn it by ear" unhelpful response. I've noticed these kind of posts are plauging these boards, which were meant to help people....not shame them into becoming as good as you may be.


it's not about shame...it's about not settling for mediocrity...no one's going to get better if they don't develop their ear, and this is an incredibly easy song to do it on...
I understand your point. There is no arguing that it is not valid in a different context. My point is that this isn't the "tell people to get better at guitar" board. It's a board where people ask questions about Dave's guitar. There was a quetion that requested a tab. He got the usual unhelpful response which I consider to be a bit insulting if he honestly couldn't get it. Lets try to remember what the point of these boards actually are. Simply telling him to learn it himself is something he could accomplish without this website.

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Unread post by gcom007 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:15 am

I'm still waiting for a link so I can make the damn tab...
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Unread post by briguy945 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:19 am

I'm still waiting for a link so I can make the damn tab...

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Unread post by jellyfish » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:21 am

Dear *insert name here*,

In the future when someone asks for help or a tab for a particular song, You have two options:

Option # 1: If you dont know the tablature and can't help the person out, Don't post in the thread.

Option # 2: Direct the person to the place of the tab or if you are kind, host the tab yourself.

The option of begin a pompous ass (option # 3) has been removed. Therefore, you will no longer be able to tell them to try to learn by ear or figure it out themselves.

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Unread post by gcom007 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:21 am

jellyfish wrote:Dear *insert name here*,

In the future when someone asks for help or a tab for a particular song, You have two options:

Option # 1: If you dont know the tablature and can't help the person out, Don't post in the thread.

Option # 2: Direct the person to the place of the tab or if you are kind, host the tab yourself.

The option of begin a pompous ass (option # 3) has been removed. Therefore, you will no longer be able to tell them to try to learn by ear or figure it out themselves.
thanks for settling that...
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Unread post by briguy945 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:23 am

Dear *insert name here*,

In the future when someone asks for help or a tab for a particular song, You have two options:

Option # 1: If you dont know the tablature and can't help the person out, Don't post in the thread.

Option # 2: Direct the person to the place of the tab or if you are kind, host the tab yourself.

The option of begin a pompous ass (option # 3) has been removed. Therefore, you will no longer be able to tell them to try to learn by ear or figure it out themselves.
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Unread post by Brock » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:48 am

Okay. I guess some people really don't know how to act like mature adults and require intervention in nearly every thread.

Davy didn't have a tab for the song requested, but he did give him the chord progression, which is more than any of you arguing about it have done.

Please refrain from simply posting "Learn it by ear, noob" (which Davy did NOT do if you guys would take your heads out of your own asses for long enough to realize that). It's simply not helpful. If they could, they would. More importantly, please don't turn every thread asking for help into 3 pages of absolutely ridiculous arguing claiming that you're trying to help the OP when in reality you're doing the exact opposite.

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Unread post by briguy945 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:50 am

I'm still waiting for a link so I can make the damn tab...

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