ever change dave's lyrics? well here's my Too Much...

[fatjack]

and by the way, FATJACK, prior to this i've never directed a comment at anything you've said, negative or otherwise. You, on the other hand, have made many critical and negative comments on posts i've made. so, to me it seems that your intent is to be a prick, instead of fairly evaluating the merits of my comments. definitely not cool.

from other's comments about you, i imagine you're probably a good guitar player. but in my opinion, that's where it ends. you're an ass at almost every available opportunity. again, congrats. it's so typical for Boards, where people can say fight-provoking things, knowing that they won't have to pay a price for their actions....hiding. i'm pretty sure you wouldn't make most of the comments you have made to my face, cuz you'd quickly realize that you'd end up with your front teeth in your stomach faster than you can strum a D-chord ...that much i am sure.

in the past i've tried to be respectful to you, but your responses continue to be disrespectful. so all i can say to you is, go sitck your head back in your ass, where it belongs. puss nuts!

and by the way, how's your philosophy of not talking to girls who might like to hear 'dirty talk' workin out for ya? my guess is that the little ass you might possibly obtain on occasion is probably best categorized as 'farm grade'. that must suck...for you. funny how shit works, isn't it?

anyways, end of subject...unless you continue to throw fuel on the fire.

there. said my peace... though sooo unsatisfying to not be able to do it face to face.

you pay for what you get

i think you have misconstrued what i said MATT( ). i just think that singing about vulgar things is not to my taste. so i made a wise crack and called you a genious sarcastically. so what? then you got upset. thats your fault, not mine. i never tried to start a fight as you said. i dont do that because i dont like violence and im a weakling.

thanks for immediately assuming i'm an ass even thought you've never met me. THAT is more negative than anything i've said (which btw, i would like some examples of). i never said anything to attack YOUR character. i made a sarcastic remark, which was a joke. not only have you physically threatened me, you attacked my personality by calling me a prock and made unfound assumptions about my sexual life. why dont you talk to me a little more before you start saying such things?

i'm not upset with you, im just asking you to take what you just posted into consideration next time. some people might not respond too well.

[mattm]

Fatjack: i have not miscontrued the many posts in which you have made disrespectful comments to me. i have neither the time, nor the inclination, to research back through all the posts to remind you of what you have said. besides, you know perfectly well. don't gimme the 'babe of the woods' routine.

it matters not if you liked my lyrical changes. that's surely your right to disapprove. but you completely missed the point, and have still failed to understand my purpose and meaning. this is yet one more instance in which you have been rather insulting .... and it's the straw that finally broke...

and to clarify, i never threatened you. i said that you would not make the many comments you have made were we face to face, cuz you would realize that i would directly confront you and make you eat your words, among other things. a painful experience indeed.

the funny things is, i get along with just about everyone i know. but wiseass punks surely bring out the predator in me, as it does many people. where i come from you don't say fight-provoking things unless you're prepared to fight. and fight i do, where necessary and appropriate.

i'm not a tough guy per se. but i am a guy who does not take any shit whatsoever, and people who know me give me my due respect because they understand what is likely to happen if they fail to do so. although you do not know me, and can hide on these boards, YOU started this issue with your repetive negative comments. this is simply the FIRST time i've confronted you on it. previously, i chose to overlook your comments, but enough is enough.

in regard to the sex-life issue, i surely don't know your situation. but your attitude and comments have painted a very clear picture in my mind, even though there is a slight possibility that i may be slightly mistaken. hopefully you are not as lame as your comments suggest. unfortunately for you, i have no evidence to the contrary. so prove it, if you care to, by being a likable guy. how fuckn hard is that?

you're a smartass and you know it. you can deny and defend all you want, but the truth of these issues remain unchanged.

hopefully you can see that and learn from it. otherwise you and I will have much to war about.

and that's not why i log on here. as you surely know, i have commended this website, kanter's work in creating it, and many people who have contributed meaningful input, on many occasions.

i've said many times, "let's focus on the music and sharing knowledge of how to play dave's songs." so don't try to make it sound like i'm the one starting this shit. YOU did, many times ... and you know it.

i maintain: you pay for what you get !

[Davy28]

Jeez.

[fatjack]

you dont know me, please stop making assumptions about me like this.

i'm here to help as well, and i'm still confused as to what i said to you in the past that was negative. i really honestly dont know what you are talking about. even a general idea of what i said will be helpful, you dont have to go search for the threads or anything.

and i really dont see how i am being insulting. in all honesty, i'm not trying to be a smartass. i just wanna get a feel for what i said that was negative and disrespectful. if you prove to me that i was, i will sincerely apologize. but until you do, i still think that you are overreacting.

i would like nothing more than for this arguement to discontinue, and i would rather it not be some public spectacle. just IM me and we can sort this out discretely and in a civil manner.

[mattm]

jeeez is right. i apologize to everyone else who had to witness such a confrontation ...but i've overlooked his bullshit too many times.

nuff said.

Davy28: you're in seattle? i am too. do you have any interest in sharing/teaching me a few things? or jammin together? i would surely appreciate it. (i promise i won't hurt you )

if yes, email or messenger me, s'il vous plait.

[Davy28]

Thanks, but I'm afraid I'm rediculously too busy with football, senior year, and college applications. I actually have a sister that goes to the UW. A Freshman. She likes the people in Lander Hall, her dorm, but hates the dorm itself. I might go there too, if I don't get into Oregon State, my top choice.

[mattm]

Davy: no worries. sounds like you have more than enough to carry. best of luck with school, football, and the Navy.

oh how i do love college football. i would have liked to hear that you were planning on being a Husky safety. but, c'est la vie.

and although you have probably heard this a hundred times, i commend you on your plans to join the Service. i have tremendous respect for those who are willing to sacrifice their time, effort, and lives to protect this nation and the world at large.

...and a dave-guitarist to boot. nice work.

[KevinGTArch]

You know I think one thing that everyone forgets on this or any other board is that sarcasm (or any emotion), malicious or not, is easily misconstrued in text. For some reason it seems that everyone automatically assumes the worst. I just made a post about how much better the community seemed on these boards when compared with the almighty nancies.org - don't make me take it back!

If someone posts something that you *think* might be a personal attack on you shrug it off or, better yet, don't post anything that could be interpreted as a personal attack. In risk of unloading the cheese, we are all, in one form or another artists, so why can't we respect each other as such?

Do yourselves a favor before posting something confrontation - walk away and forget about it. No one benefits from post after post of immature bickering. Take it outside!

KB

[fatjack]

i just wanna be aware of anything i'm doing to upset people, just let me know

[mattm]

i agree with ya Kevin. blood boiled .... shoulda taken it outside. wish i could have. literally.

[Davy28]

Peace, love, and internal grooviness.
(My parents were hippies, and it has rubbed off on me)

[mattm]

then smoke a bowl.

(did i say that out loud)

(i have no inner monologue, due to the unfreezing process)

[firedancer86]

...


winston *caugh*

(did I say that out loud?)

[mattm]

and since we’re sharing our life stories, at least in part, allow me to share mine…although the details of my life are quite inconsequential.

where do i begin? my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. my mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. my father would womanize, he would drink... he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

my childhood was typical. summers in Rangoon …luge lessons. in the spring we'd make meat helmets. when i was insolent i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. pretty standard really. at the age of 12 i received my first scribe. at the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. there really is nothing like a finely shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, i suggest you try it.

[fatjack]

good ol' dr. evil

"hungry?...no? not even a hot pocket?.... okay."