learnin to play

[jsgksu]

ok man thanks for the info none of you must im or you would understand it

oh i im but i can still type quickly and keep stuff shorthand w/out sounding like im 12 plus trying 2 have a quick convo on im is 1 thing typing on boards is another can you see what i mean isnt it hard 2 read this it was actualy hard for me 2 write this without using proper punctuation etc it actually too longer then doin it normal

Your an asshole... Why should you even care? If he writes that way, he does. [And if your as old as your trying to act, your doing a horrible job of it mate. x-D ]

Your = possesive. "That is your box of crayons."
You're = contraction of you and are. "You're going to take me to the playground."

or

Your I.Q. level is equivalent to that of a mentally disabled ape.

and

You're destined to be stuck working the deep fryer for many years to come.

just two more examples

Wow.. this is verah interesting.. ::sarcastic laugh:: I will say, calling him an asshole was a bit rash... but, it is relavent I made my point well known. [/u][/i]

Good use of colons, periods and id tags. Who the fuck are you and why are you talking again?

and Id hope Im doing a horrible job at acting 13, Im fucking 22. I dont care if he, or you, type like fucking retards, just dont expect much help when you cant even form cohesive, easily readable sentances.

[littlefriend]

ok man thanks for the info none of you must im or you would understand it

oh i im but i can still type quickly and keep stuff shorthand w/out sounding like im 12 plus trying 2 have a quick convo on im is 1 thing typing on boards is another can you see what i mean isnt it hard 2 read this it was actualy hard for me 2 write this without using proper punctuation etc it actually too longer then doin it normal

Your an asshole... Why should you even care? If he writes that way, he does. [And if your as old as your trying to act, your doing a horrible job of it mate. x-D ]

Your = possesive. "That is your box of crayons."
You're = contraction of you and are. "You're going to take me to the playground."

or

Your I.Q. level is equivalent to that of a mentally disabled ape.

and

You're destined to be stuck working the deep fryer for many years to come.

just two more examples

Wow.. this is verah interesting.. ::sarcastic laugh:: I will say, calling him an asshole was a bit rash... but, it is relavent I made my point well known. [/u][/i]

Good use of colons, periods and id tags. Who the fuck are you and why are you talking again?

and Id hope Im doing a horrible job at acting 13, Im fucking 22. I dont care if he, or you, type like fucking retards, just dont expect much help when you cant even form cohesive, easily readable sentances.

*Ahem*
Id=I'd
Im=I'm
sentances=sentences

Sorry, man, I had to.

BTW, you n00bs need to chill. Learn to type and don't fuck with the established members. You will get flamed all day.

[stoca2]

WOAH HOWED I MISS THIS.

1. Stop rippin on the kid for bad grammar
2. Kid learn proper grammar when u get older like my self u will be thankful u can spell and write
3. Keep playing the guitar
4. FIND THE CLIT
5. PULL OUT
6. Dont be afarid to go IDB

[guitar-year2999]

WOAH HOWED I MISS THIS.

1. Stop rippin on the kid for bad grammar
2. Kid learn proper grammar when u get older like my self u will be thankful u can spell and write
3. Keep playing the guitar
4. FIND THE CLIT
5. PULL OUT
6. Dont be afarid to go IDB

Sounds good to me.

[guitar-year2999]

and Id hope Im doing a horrible job at acting 13, Im fucking 22. I dont care if he, or you, type like fucking retards, just dont expect much help when you cant even form cohesive, easily readable sentances.[/quote]

Hey man, I'm 14. You may need a chill pill, kay? I KNOW you "never" feel bad about blasting kids, do you?.. wait a sec... you probably dont even give a crap. *Sigh* N/m

[tbillie41]

and Id hope Im doing a horrible job at acting 13, Im fucking 22. I dont care if he, or you, type like fucking retards, just dont expect much help when you cant even form cohesive, easily readable sentances.

Hey man, I'm 14. You may need a chill pill, kay? I KNOW you "never" feel bad about blasting kids, do you?.. wait a sec... you probably dont even give a crap. *Sigh* N/m

I don't think that anyone feels bad about asking people to use proper spelling and grammar when they are asking for help. You've been here for like a week, play by the rules or go home.

Now he's retardation has made my post look bad. I hate n00bs.

[andy_plsn]

All u guys r dumb asses alls i asked for is a little help and all u can do is rip on me cause i have bad grammer go suck a cock and die

[smedley]

how to play:

it would be a good idea to get an instructor if you have the money. i've never had an instructor, except for freshman year when i took a basic guitar class just to get the foundation down for me. after that i enhanced on my own.if you get an instructor then they can teach you the right and wrong of playing guitar if any.

play A LOT of different styles of music. don't just stick to dave. in fact, one entire summer (when i found this site) i dedicated it to learning dave songs. now i have a bad habit of strumming everything i play, even sometimes in lead i'll strum the notes cause i've gotten used to muting. so don't just listen to dave. play some mayer, or RHCP, or whatever tickles your fancy.

alright, now how do you learn them? well... i'm guessing fat jack or someone that's a music major will tell you that you should buy some guitar books with sheet music. since it's me giving you advice, i'd say go for tab just to learn chords and junk. after a little while of playing and getting better, try to learn music theory. in fact, if you want to persue a musical career, you must learn it. it'll help you in creating songs if you ever wanted to join a GOOD band (not just some punk band with power chords, but a jazz/improve band or something)


there is my advice on learning guitar since you were asking for that, not on how to spell and use proper grammar...

[TaylorGuy110]

guitar for dummies. i swear. it's how i taught myself. after you get basic chords down and you're able to switch between them, start learning songs that have those basic chords in them. when you get better at that, start learning songs w/ other harder chords. when you get better at that, start learning songs w/ screwed up chords. ie

guitar for dummies
once you get good move on to oasis or the like, like speenis said
once you get good move on to easier dave songs like grey street or 41
once you get good move on to harder songs like tripping billies or clapton etc.

but the main point here is that guitar for dummies is an awesome book. it teaches basic chords, scales including pentatonic, majors, and blues, and it teaches basically how to solo. great book.

they also have a video too!

[Beauford33]

All u guys r dumb asses alls i asked for is a little help and all u can do is rip on me cause i have bad grammer go suck a cock and die

Thank you so much.

[HumbleMonkey]

this thread makes me laugh

[a1075dd63aa12]

All u guys r dumb asses alls i asked for is a little help and all u can do is rip on me cause i have bad grammer go suck a cock and die

dont leave angry, just leave

[paulaitchison]

bad grammer guy......... i recomend getting a basic guitar book, learning to play the basic
a,am,b,bm,c,d,e,em,f,f# cords..... learn the blues scales and then pick out some easyer dmb songs from the site. keep trying ,it will come

to a couple of other people, his thread was unclear and overly shorthanded, but then a three page bashing may have been a little Over. The Top..........imo

the "go suck cock and die" bit is a sign of immaturity and has no place on these boards, but i feel that he was pushed to it a little

"........play nicley"

[andy_plsn]

I HATE people go die bitches

[smedley]

I HATE people go die bitches

i hope that wasn't directed at me, i gave you some advice...