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by jkanter » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:10 pm
50 ways to break up a frat party:
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.as ... yYear=2005
5. Run in and scream, “Fuck man, the Dave Matthews Band broke up!”
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by jkanter » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:20 pm
jellyfish wrote:
wrong forum

No...this pertains to the Dave Matthews band...thanks, have a nice day
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by jellyfish » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:22 pm
jkanter wrote:jellyfish wrote:
wrong forum

No...this pertains to the Dave Matthews band...thanks, have a nice day
dick. I was joking.
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by i like tictacs » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:26 pm
jkanter wrote:jellyfish wrote:
wrong forum

No...this pertains to the Dave Matthews band...thanks, have a nice day

i love you
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by dmfollower » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:27 pm
[/quote]46. Wear shorts and then dance around the house secretly pissing on people’s legs. When they turn around, act like you spilled your beer.
I've done this one
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by GSR » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:27 pm
*links to any of the threads in nDMB that this could have been posted in*
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by dmfollower » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:27 pm
#46. Wear shorts and then dance around the house secretly pissing on people’s legs. When they turn around, act like you spilled your beer. [quote]
I've done this one
what the hell am i doing?
"They called it Aspen because "buttpencil" was already taken."
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by onid41 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:34 pm
hahahha that list is freakin great...hilarous!
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by jsgksu » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:38 pm
35. Run frantically into the party and shout, “Someone is outside keying a Jeep Wrangler!” Watch as the brothers break for the doors.
21. Actually throw a punch when one of the brothers tries to pick a fight by thrusting out his chest, pushing and shouting at you.
18. Ask all the guys at the party if they want to learn the secret handshake. If they say yes, gently cup their balls, close your eyes, and move toward them for an open-mouth kiss
15. Set bass to -9 on stereo. Set treble to +9. Set fade to all the way left. Break off knobs.
10. Be black. Attend Fraternity party.
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by Coldchillin » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:30 pm
haha. Good find

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by Elliottman » Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:55 pm
sorry to be a bum here, but whats a frat party? Is it like a start of college party or something?
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by sk8r » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:25 pm
wow that was a hilarious list. white russian one was funny
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by mattinbeloit » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:48 pm
Dale_Milligan wrote:sorry to be a bum here, but whats a frat party? Is it like a start of college party or something?
Frat is short for fraternity, the greek organizations at a campus. A frat party is a party at one of the fraternities.
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by paulaitchison » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:29 pm
mattinbeloit wrote:Dale_Milligan wrote:sorry to be a bum here, but whats a frat party? Is it like a start of college party or something?
Frat is short for fraternity, the greek organizations at a campus. A frat party is a party at one of the fraternities.
frat partys are for college kids who need stability on campus,and thus join fraternitys, some are cool , some are nobs..................see van wilder for reference.
for anyone who cant be botherd to read .........no 5 is dmb relevent, it goes "run around shouting dmb broke up"
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