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Unread post by Kahn » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:49 pm

c_tietze wrote:Seriously, never cowtail to women. They eventually stop requesting this sort of dumb shit when their asses start getting fat and they begin losing their looks they realize that they can't control people with their looks anymore. This is when they aim to please and marry anybody in sight.
has anyone told you, you look like David Arquette?
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Unread post by c_tietze » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:47 am

yeah, and jay leno

i can do a very good leno impersonation, it's uncanny - it's basically because my head is so big and my chin is so large, i resemble a watermelon with eyes
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Unread post by c_tietze » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:48 am

jellyfish wrote:
c_tietze wrote:Seriously, never cowtail to women. They eventually stop requesting this sort of dumb shit when their asses start getting fat and they begin losing their looks they realize that they can't control people with their looks anymore. This is when they aim to please and marry anybody in sight.
That's funny and true. Beauty fades my friends... Go with a cute one with a great personality.
It's very hard to find a quality woman, since woman by nature are very unstable and tend to leap from lilly pad to lilly pad (man to man, at whim).

Very attractive girls never have to develop a personality.
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Unread post by jalapena » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:15 pm

c_tietze wrote:
jellyfish wrote:
c_tietze wrote:Seriously, never cowtail to women. They eventually stop requesting this sort of dumb shit when their asses start getting fat and they begin losing their looks they realize that they can't control people with their looks anymore. This is when they aim to please and marry anybody in sight.
That's funny and true. Beauty fades my friends... Go with a cute one with a great personality.
It's very hard to find a quality woman, since woman by nature are very unstable and tend to leap from lilly pad to lilly pad (man to man, at whim).

Very attractive girls never have to develop a personality.

ah, but they are hot
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Unread post by c_tietze » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:07 pm

Therein lies the problem, any hetero guy is always going to be drawn to the most vexing of women.
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