John Mayer or an Orange?

firedancer86 · Unread post by **firedancer86** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:57 am

well...simple question...discuss

Pickles · Unread post by **Pickles** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:00 am

not as simple as you may think.

oranges smell good. cant say ive ever smelled john. oranges taste good. cant say ive ever tasted john, nor do i plan to. john makes music, oranges make juice. oranges have the outsides, john cant write lyrics.

so im neutral

firedancer86 · Unread post by **firedancer86** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:01 am

isaac · Unread post by **isaac** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:05 am

edit: haha. i crack me up.

anyway...hmmm...

Granny33 · Unread post by **Granny33** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:14 am

lmao what a useless,yet very satifisying poll. GO ORANGES!

PlayLikeDave · Unread post by **PlayLikeDave** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:21 am

An orange, definitely an orange.

I feel sorry for JM. Not bc of this site, but because the people at this site are not afraid to tell the truth about him. O well.

peace

BTW, this was a pretty funny question

Bedurndurn · Unread post by **Bedurndurn** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:30 am

I find this poll biased and unfair. The title says "John Mayer or an Orange", yet the poll question is clearly "John Mayer or the Orange" So instead of John Mayer vs a single, unspecified orange it's John Mayer vs all the oranges ever. I'd side with mayer in mayer vs a single orange, but I think that overall oranges as a fruit have done more for humanity.

QuattroDore · Unread post by **QuattroDore** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:11 am

Easy choice. Orange is the color of the University of Tennessee Volunteers. UT sucks!

GO DORES!

The Man of The Hour · Unread post by **The Man of The Hour** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:16 am

Definitely. Could a single orange from say, Florida, capitalize on the New England grown Mayer? Well my friends, let's link these two goods to real life essentials. Music and food. Could you live without food? Could you live without music? Or could you somehow make both? Maybe, just maybe....John is the orange, we just can't seperate him from the bad tasting music, the premature ripening of his music, his looks, his attitude. If John could just down for a moment and SMELL THE ORANGES, create the GOOD FUCKING MUSIC THAT IS IN HIS BLOOD - people might actually take a piece of that orange and savor it for what it's worth.

everydayDMBfan_18 · Unread post by **everydayDMBfan_18** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:23 am

Hear ye hear ye....damn strizaight....

Well put man

isaac · Unread post by **isaac** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:41 am

that was way too profound...

NoNotThat · Unread post by **NoNotThat** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:25 am

psh that was harder than it should have been

fatjack · Unread post by **fatjack** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:45 am

i picked the orange cuz i like spheres

mattm · Unread post by **mattm** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:03 am

Mayer is an orange-flavored frut drink ...with .023% natural juice. Dave, on the other hand, is the pure-strained OJ from the choicest florida crop. analogous to a truly lovely Georgia peach mademoiselle, as opposed to some corn-fed pork biatch from Oklahoma. lol

no geographic slurrs inteded

i'm not giving enough credit to Mayer, though. but in this comptrasts differ by orders of magnitude. like the distance between our star and one in the crab nebula.

but don't hurt your brain doing the math. instead, pick up your f*ckn guitar and play your heart out. like meeting the gurl of your dreams while listening to Say Goodbye.

DreaminBassMunky · Unread post by **DreaminBassMunky** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:27 am

mattm wrote:Mayer is an orange-flavored frut drink ...with .023% natural juice. Dave, on the other hand, is the pure-strained OJ from the choicest florida crop. analogous to a truly lovely Georgia peach mademoiselle, as opposed to some corn-fed pork biatch from Oklahoma. lol

no geographic slurrs inteded

i'm not giving enough credit to Mayer, though. but in this comptrasts differ by orders of magnitude. like the distance between our star and one in the crab nebula.

but don't hurt your brain doing the math. instead, pick up your f*ckn guitar and play your heart out. like meeting the gurl of your dreams while listening to Say Goodbye.

hey man this ain't about Dave. it's about John Mayer. And Oranges. :-D

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