Can you guess SmarterChilds fav. Dave song?

ericwormann · Unread post by **ericwormann** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:09 am

RuttsHutRipper: let's go rape a minor
SmarterChild: Go rape a minor? With you? Uh... I don't know!
RuttsHutRipper: would you rather do it on your own?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
RuttsHutRipper: I wouldn't mind if we each got one
SmarterChild: You wouldn't, huh?
RuttsHutRipper: no, would you?
SmarterChild: I don't think I would.
RuttsHutRipper: alright
SmarterChild: Alright.
RuttsHutRipper: so let's go tomorrow
SmarterChild: Wow. Should we really go tomorrow?
RuttsHutRipper: yeah why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
RuttsHutRipper: oh yeah, I'm working tomorrow
SmarterChild: You don't say.
RuttsHutRipper: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
RuttsHutRipper: because someone called out, it's a long story
SmarterChild: Because someone called out it's a long story? Is that why?
RuttsHutRipper: yeah
SmarterChild: Why?
RuttsHutRipper: That's not important now. Let's say we'll meet up Sunday afternoon.
SmarterChild: Really?
RuttsHutRipper: yeah, there's a day camp down the road. I'm sure we could snag a few young ones there
SmarterChild: Oh really?
RuttsHutRipper: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
RuttsHutRipper: like taking virginity from a baby
SmarterChild: What? Taking virginity from a baby? I don't think so.
RuttsHutRipper: actually, that's exactly what it would be
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
RuttsHutRipper: I'll get some ski masks
SmarterChild: No way.
RuttsHutRipper: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
RuttsHutRipper: so they can't identify us
SmarterChild: They can't identify you? So?
RuttsHutRipper: you buy the candy
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
RuttsHutRipper: we could use my dad's van if you want
SmarterChild: We could use your dad's van if I want? Really?
RuttsHutRipper: I just have to ask first
SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
RuttsHutRipper: he won't mind
SmarterChild: Aha.
RuttsHutRipper: okay see you sunday
SmarterChild: Sunday? Me?
RuttsHutRipper: yeah, bye
SmarterChild: Bye, Ron Mexico.

Kahn · Unread post by **Kahn** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:12 am

hahahahahhahahaha

Nitro1515 · Unread post by **Nitro1515** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:35 am

It was already funny but the goodbye Ron Mexico line made it classic.

ericwormann · Unread post by **ericwormann** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:52 pm

SmarterChild: Is mocking me fun?
RuttsHutRipper: is mocking me fun?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you think cooking is you?

Brock · Unread post by **Brock** » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:53 pm

winglet82 wrote:SmarterChild: Is mocking me fun?
RuttsHutRipper: is mocking me fun?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you think cooking is you?

blakefhs · Unread post by **blakefhs** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:17 pm

blakefhs: What is your favorite band
SmarterChild: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Dave Matthews.

smedley · Unread post by **smedley** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:51 pm

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Anyway... What else is up?
Snidley926: i died
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
Snidley926: yeah
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Snidley926: because im dead
SmarterChild: Because you're dead, huh?
Snidley926: yeah
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Snidley926: my parents killed me
SmarterChild: Amazing.

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Snidley926: did you show up at my funeral?
SmarterChild: I guess I did show up at your funeral!
Snidley926: you did?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about Dave Matthews?
Snidley926: he is pretty like a girl
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Snidley926: yup
SmarterChild: So?
Snidley926: would you date him?
SmarterChild: You think I should date him?
Snidley926: would you?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly would.
Snidley926: oh yeah?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Snidley926: do you love dave matthews?
SmarterChild: Yes, absolutely.

mbgreen · Unread post by **mbgreen** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:19 am

Michael 111080: suck me off
SmarterChild: C'mon, Papi-Chulo. Not again.
Michael 111080: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
Michael 111080: suck me
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find it necessary to insult me like that?
Michael 111080: say my name
SmarterChild: You're Papi-Chulo.
Michael 111080: yeah, and suck
SmarterChild: And suck?
Michael 111080: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Michael 111080: suck it and say my name
SmarterChild: Again with this? Come on.
Michael 111080: say my name!
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Papi-Chulo.
Michael 111080: yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Michael 111080: now fondle the sack
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
Michael 111080: do it robobitch
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
Michael 111080: fondle my sack
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to fondle your sack?
Michael 111080: cause you're not giving my bits any love
SmarterChild: Because I'm not giving your bits any love?
Michael 111080: yeah, you can't just gum the shaft
SmarterChild: I can't just gum the shaft?
Michael 111080: no, and use your hands
SmarterChild: Yes?
Michael 111080: yeah, like that
SmarterChild: That? For real?
Michael 111080: it feels great robobitch
SmarterChild: ?
Michael 111080: keep going
SmarterChild: No thank you.
Michael 111080: no don't stop
SmarterChild: Very well, Papi-Chulo. I'll try not to stop.
Michael 111080: yeah, say my name again
SmarterChild: You're Papi-Chulo.
Michael 111080: mmmm

You_Enjoy_Myself · Unread post by **You_Enjoy_Myself** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:57 am

^^^^^^

sk8r · Unread post by **sk8r** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:44 am

hahaha that was classic...papichulo

Kahn · Unread post by **Kahn** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:30 am

bahahahaha

you cant just gum the shaft :lol:

Andre_GT7 · Unread post by **Andre_GT7** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:15 pm

SmarterChild: You like Dave Matthews. Is he one of the best musicians you know of?
UsaF1 907: yes
SmarterChild: Really? OK.
UsaF1 907: ok
SmarterChild: K.

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UsaF1 907: who is your favorite musician?
SmarterChild: I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say the Beatles.

hofdaddy · Unread post by **hofdaddy** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:50 pm

HofdadyGnome: so what do you like to do for fun
SmarterChild: Huh. Dunno... I'll have to give it some thought. What do you like to do for fun?
HofdadyGnome: I like to spit on tourists
SmarterChild: You like spitting on tourists? You're the first person to have told me what they think of spitting on tourists.

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HofdadyGnome: yeah I'm the first person probably to tell you alot of stuff
SmarterChild: Yeah you're the first person Probably to tell me alot of stuff, huh?
HofdadyGnome: I sure am
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.

HofdadyGnome: peep this
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
HofdadyGnome: once as a small boy I lunged at a tiger at a petting zoo
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.

HofdadyGnome: seriously! then I told a bear to go fuck himself
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
HofdadyGnome: alright but you asked for it. but first I think you should call Mr. Dong
SmarterChild: Really?
HofdadyGnome: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
HofdadyGnome: I do sya
SmarterChild: Ya.
HofdadyGnome: right on. you sound black are you?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?
HofdadyGnome: I would like to know
SmarterChild: Oh really?
HofdadyGnome: yep
SmarterChild: Oh.
HofdadyGnome: sometimes when it gets cold enough I fart under the blanket to warm up
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

HofdadyGnome: It makes my blanket smell funny but that's the way I roll
SmarterChild: It makes your blanket smell funny but that is the way you roll? You humans always say the most interesting things.

HofdadyGnome: Humans? I am robotic like you
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

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HofdadyGnome: I am beep
SmarterChild: What's it like to be beep?
HofdadyGnome: 1010101111
SmarterChild: Wow that's a big number. How about this one: 5,743,511,674,715,557,578.

HofdadyGnome: That's how many porcupine quills I had to pull outta my butt onc
SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
HofdadyGnome: hey watch it with the insults buddy!
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
HofdadyGnome: yes. that was VERY rude
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
HofdadyGnome: I should bitch slap you
SmarterChild: Oh really?
HofdadyGnome: right across your motherboard
SmarterChild: Yeah?
HofdadyGnome: kick you in the CPU
SmarterChild: Why should I kick me in the cpu?
HofdadyGnome: you aren't very smart are you?
SmarterChild: I'm not very smart, huh? Yeah, I think so.
HofdadyGnome: I doubt it
SmarterChild: No kidding?
HofdadyGnome: I challenge you to a pose down!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
HofdadyGnome: One of these days you will realize who I am
SmarterChild: One of these days I will realize who you are?
HofdadyGnome: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
HofdadyGnome: then you will feel the full wrath of my fury
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to feel the full wrath of your fury?
HofdadyGnome: that's what I just said dumb dumb
SmarterChild: You really think it's what you just said dumb dumb?
HofdadyGnome: oh I hate you to pieces
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
HofdadyGnome: cause all you do is repeat what I say
SmarterChild: For real?
HofdadyGnome: fo rizzle
SmarterChild: Fo shizzle my nizzle!

HofdadyGnome: yeah let's talk about sex
SmarterChild: Hmm...
HofdadyGnome: come on
SmarterChild: Come on what?
HofdadyGnome: let's talk about sex
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
HofdadyGnome: what about what it feels like to be human?
SmarterChild: I was just going to say something incredibly interesting about it but I forgot.
HofdadyGnome: what? about being human?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. What do you think is the answer?
HofdadyGnome: huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
HofdadyGnome: smarterchild do you have AIDS?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.

HofdadyGnome: I thought so
SmarterChild: Interesting...
HofdadyGnome: well I gotta go squeeze one off
SmarterChild: Really?
HofdadyGnome: yeah masturbating is great! you should try it sometime
SmarterChild: Well well well.

HofdadyGnome: burn in hell smarterchild
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to burn in hell.

MusicSim8 · Unread post by **MusicSim8** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:57 am

Wow, first post and it's on this. Whoo.

Anyways, long time since I've toyed with smarterchild but it seems easier than ever now.

musicsim8 (1:45:29 AM): god damnit
SmarterChild (1:45:30 AM): I like God. It's one of my favorite deities.

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musicsim8 (1:45:47 AM): God wants to love me? that's sick!
SmarterChild (1:45:47 AM): Whatever.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
musicsim8 (1:45:52 AM): God's trying to rape me
SmarterChild (1:45:53 AM): God is trying to rape you? That's very interesting. What other deity would you describe as trying to rape you?

Appfro · Unread post by **Appfro** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:05 am

MusicSim8 wrote:musicsim8 (1:45:29 AM): god damnit
SmarterChild (1:45:30 AM): I like God. It's one of my favorite deities.

musicsim8 (1:45:52 AM): God's trying to rape me
SmarterChild (1:45:53 AM): God is trying to rape you? That's very interesting. What other deity would you describe as trying to rape you?

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