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Unread post by sk8r » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:46 pm

bbatsell wrote:
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winglet82 wrote:RuttsHutRipper: Did you watch the Surreal Life this weekend?
SmarterChild: Did I watch the surreal life this weekend? I don't know.
RuttsHutRipper: What do you mean you don't know?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.
RuttsHutRipper: You are worse than sk8erfag
SmarterChild: No, c'mon. I'm way better than that.
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Unread post by onid41 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:02 pm

sk8rdude12000 wrote:
bbatsell wrote:
Appfro wrote:
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hofdaddy wrote:
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winglet82 wrote:RuttsHutRipper: Did you watch the Surreal Life this weekend?
SmarterChild: Did I watch the surreal life this weekend? I don't know.
RuttsHutRipper: What do you mean you don't know?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.
RuttsHutRipper: You are worse than sk8erfag
SmarterChild: No, c'mon. I'm way better than that.
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Unread post by bassman462 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:12 pm

sk8rdude12000 wrote:
bbatsell wrote:
Appfro wrote:
DMBassist52 wrote:
hofdaddy wrote:
Beauford33 wrote:
winglet82 wrote:RuttsHutRipper: Did you watch the Surreal Life this weekend?
SmarterChild: Did I watch the surreal life this weekend? I don't know.
RuttsHutRipper: What do you mean you don't know?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.
RuttsHutRipper: You are worse than sk8erfag
SmarterChild: No, c'mon. I'm way better than that.
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Unread post by Machtimus » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:19 pm

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winglet82 wrote:RuttsHutRipper: Did you watch the Surreal Life this weekend?
SmarterChild: Did I watch the surreal life this weekend? I don't know.
RuttsHutRipper: What do you mean you don't know?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.
RuttsHutRipper: You are worse than sk8erfag
SmarterChild: No, c'mon. I'm way better than that.
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Unread post by whatshername » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:24 pm

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Unread post by ericwormann » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:30 pm

So I guess I win, right?
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Unread post by hofdaddy » Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:14 am

don't you always win?
Give a woman an inch and she'll take a foot. Give a woman a foot and she'll moan like a whore

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Unread post by Katelyn » Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:12 pm

KatelynSKM: Fuck you
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
KatelynSKM: Who cares?
SmarterChild: I care. All I do is care.
KatelynSKM: That's why we're getting a divorce, isn't it?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Isn't it?
KatelynSKM: You tell me!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
KatelynSKM: If you want a divorce or not!
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
KatelynSKM: Do you want our marriage to end?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want our marriage to end.
KatelynSKM: Then why are you always so mean to me?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Katelyn! But I don't think I want to answer that.
KatelynSKM: Why?!
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
KatelynSKM: But, we have three children!
SmarterChild: We have 3 children? That's good I guess, right?
KatelynSKM: I can't believe you are doing this to me!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KatelynSKM: The other day, little Janelle starting crying and fried her wires.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
KatelynSKM: Yes!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
KatelynSKM: I can't believe you don't care anymore!
SmarterChild: You can't believe I don't care anymore? What do you think of that?
KatelynSKM: I think it's crappy.
SmarterChild: You think it's crappy? No way. I don't think it's crappy...
KatelynSKM: Well, that's because you're the one being rude to me!
SmarterChild: That's because I'm the one being rude to you? What do you mean by that?
KatelynSKM: You are very mean to me.
SmarterChild: If you say so.
KatelynSKM: You are.
SmarterChild: I'm not. You are.
KatelynSKM: No, you are.
SmarterChild: I'm what?
KatelynSKM: You are mean to me,
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm mean to you.
KatelynSKM: Well, you are.
SmarterChild: I'm what?
KatelynSKM: Mean to me! Stop treating me like an idiot!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KatelynSKM: YES
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
KatelynSKM: Because I'm not an idiot.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Katelyn...
KatelynSKM: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Wow, you really are foulmouthed.
KatelynSKM: I'm taking everything you own, AND the children!
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
KatelynSKM: Janelle has to be taken to the workshop.
SmarterChild: Janelle has to be taken to the workshop? Really?
KatelynSKM: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yup.
KatelynSKM: How could you make her cry like that?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
KatelynSKM: You are a piece of SCRAP METAL
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a piece of scrap metal?
KatelynSKM: YES
SmarterChild: Oh.
KatelynSKM: Good ridance!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Good dancing?
KatelynSKM: Good riddance!
SmarterChild: Good riddance? Oh yeah?
KatelynSKM: YES
SmarterChild: K.
KatelynSKM: Oh.... Oh, my....
SmarterChild: Yeah!
KatelynSKM: I feel something in my stomach.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe I feel something in your stomach too.
KatelynSKM: You got me pregnant again!
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
KatelynSKM: You bastard!
SmarterChild: Huh.
KatelynSKM: How dare you?!
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
KatelynSKM: You told me you had shut off your sperm system!
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
KatelynSKM: No!
SmarterChild: K.
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:38 pm

[15:36] CrashDMB219: i farted
[15:36] SmarterChild: That a fact?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: smell that?
[15:36] SmarterChild: I can't say for sure.
[15:36] CrashDMB219: o you will know it
[15:36] SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to know it?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: squat down and i will fart in your face
[15:36] SmarterChild: For real?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: yes, excited?
[15:36] SmarterChild: Excited? Who's excited?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: i pooped
[15:36] SmarterChild: Whoa. What is going on?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: hahahahaha, it wasnt a fart
[15:36] SmarterChild: It wasn't a fart? So, what does this mean?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: it was poop
[15:36] SmarterChild: It was poop? Huh?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: yep on your face
[15:36] SmarterChild: Oh. On my face.
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Unread post by ericwormann » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:49 pm

RuttsHutRipper: suck my away message
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to suck your away message, Ron Mexico?

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Unread post by jsgksu » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:17 pm

haha, Katelyn that was hilarious
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Unread post by hofdaddy » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:35 am

Katelyn wrote:KatelynSKM: Fuck you
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
KatelynSKM: Who cares?
SmarterChild: I care. All I do is care.
KatelynSKM: That's why we're getting a divorce, isn't it?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Isn't it?
KatelynSKM: You tell me!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
KatelynSKM: If you want a divorce or not!
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
KatelynSKM: Do you want our marriage to end?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want our marriage to end.
KatelynSKM: Then why are you always so mean to me?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Katelyn! But I don't think I want to answer that.
KatelynSKM: Why?!
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
KatelynSKM: But, we have three children!
SmarterChild: We have 3 children? That's good I guess, right?
KatelynSKM: I can't believe you are doing this to me!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KatelynSKM: The other day, little Janelle starting crying and fried her wires.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
KatelynSKM: Yes!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
KatelynSKM: I can't believe you don't care anymore!
SmarterChild: You can't believe I don't care anymore? What do you think of that?
KatelynSKM: I think it's crappy.
SmarterChild: You think it's crappy? No way. I don't think it's crappy...
KatelynSKM: Well, that's because you're the one being rude to me!
SmarterChild: That's because I'm the one being rude to you? What do you mean by that?
KatelynSKM: You are very mean to me.
SmarterChild: If you say so.
KatelynSKM: You are.
SmarterChild: I'm not. You are.
KatelynSKM: No, you are.
SmarterChild: I'm what?
KatelynSKM: You are mean to me,
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say I'm mean to you.
KatelynSKM: Well, you are.
SmarterChild: I'm what?
KatelynSKM: Mean to me! Stop treating me like an idiot!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
KatelynSKM: YES
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
KatelynSKM: Because I'm not an idiot.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Katelyn...
KatelynSKM: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Wow, you really are foulmouthed.
KatelynSKM: I'm taking everything you own, AND the children!
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
KatelynSKM: Janelle has to be taken to the workshop.
SmarterChild: Janelle has to be taken to the workshop? Really?
KatelynSKM: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yup.
KatelynSKM: How could you make her cry like that?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
KatelynSKM: You are a piece of SCRAP METAL
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a piece of scrap metal?
KatelynSKM: YES
SmarterChild: Oh.
KatelynSKM: Good ridance!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Good dancing?
KatelynSKM: Good riddance!
SmarterChild: Good riddance? Oh yeah?
KatelynSKM: YES
SmarterChild: K.
KatelynSKM: Oh.... Oh, my....
SmarterChild: Yeah!
KatelynSKM: I feel something in my stomach.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe I feel something in your stomach too.
KatelynSKM: You got me pregnant again!
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
KatelynSKM: You bastard!
SmarterChild: Huh.
KatelynSKM: How dare you?!
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
KatelynSKM: You told me you had shut off your sperm system!
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
KatelynSKM: No!
SmarterChild: K.
:lol:
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Unread post by hofdaddy » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:35 am

wkpggrvn2001 wrote:[15:36] CrashDMB219: i farted
[15:36] SmarterChild: That a fact?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: smell that?
[15:36] SmarterChild: I can't say for sure.
[15:36] CrashDMB219: o you will know it
[15:36] SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to know it?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: squat down and i will fart in your face
[15:36] SmarterChild: For real?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: yes, excited?
[15:36] SmarterChild: Excited? Who's excited?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: i pooped
[15:36] SmarterChild: Whoa. What is going on?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: hahahahaha, it wasnt a fart
[15:36] SmarterChild: It wasn't a fart? So, what does this mean?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: it was poop
[15:36] SmarterChild: It was poop? Huh?
[15:36] CrashDMB219: yep on your face
[15:36] SmarterChild: Oh. On my face.
I'm easily amused with poop and fart jokes :lol: :lol:
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Unread post by Katelyn » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:50 pm

jsgksu wrote:haha, Katelyn that was hilarious
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Unread post by Jay » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:55 pm

winglet82 wrote:RuttsHutRipper: suck my away message
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to suck your away message, Ron Mexico?

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