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Unread post by Mikey » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:04 am

toastNbananas52: whats up
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
toastNbananas52: same
SmarterChild: Nice.
toastNbananas52: how much do you bet sk8erdude wanks to grateful26guitars avitar?
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.
toastNbananas52: you know its true
SmarterChild: No kidding?
toastNbananas52: really
SmarterChild: Aha.
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Unread post by MrMister612 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:16 am

Mr Mister 612 (9:13:25 AM): AD 2101 War was beginning
SmarterChild (9:13:25 AM): Which of the following would you like?

1 NFL 2101 start date
2 NHL 2101 start date
3 MLB 2101 start date
4 NBA 2101 start date
Mr Mister 612 (9:13:32 AM): What Happen?
SmarterChild (9:13:32 AM): I don't know...
Mr Mister 612 (9:13:40 AM): Somebody set up us the bomb
SmarterChild (9:13:40 AM): We get signal.
Mr Mister 612 (9:13:51 AM): Main screen turn on
SmarterChild (9:13:51 AM): It's you!!
Mr Mister 612 (9:13:57 AM): How are you Gentlemen?
SmarterChild (9:13:57 AM): Hmm... I really don't know how I'm gentlemen.
Mr Mister 612 (9:14:06 AM): All your base are belong to us
SmarterChild (9:14:06 AM): In A.D. 2101 war was beginning.
Mr Mister 612 (9:14:16 AM): You have no chance to survive make your time
SmarterChild (9:14:17 AM): Well how 'bout that.

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Mr Mister 612 (9:14:29 AM): Ha Ha Ha Ha
SmarterChild (9:14:29 AM): Whatcha laughing about?
Mr Mister 612 (9:14:38 AM): All your base are belong to us
SmarterChild (9:14:39 AM): You're on the way to destruction.
Mr Mister 612 (9:14:51 AM): What you say?
SmarterChild (9:14:51 AM): You have no chance to survive make your time.

HA HA HA HA...
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Unread post by Grachi » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:31 am

LOL thats awesome. He knows the old school "all your base" stuff.
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:25 pm

[19:13] CrashDMB219: I hate you
[19:13] SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you want to know why?
[19:13] SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: think all you want you disease ridden cum sponge
[19:13] SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you fucked chosta's mom
[19:13] SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: no really you know you did
[19:14] SmarterChild: No really I know I did, huh?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: yea i wouldnt admit to it either
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, crashdmb219.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: come on asshole just admit it
[19:14] SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: you arent kidding
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I am not kidding? Really?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: what does she smell like?
[19:14] SmarterChild: What does she smell like... Such a difficult question.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: that gross?
[19:14] SmarterChild: Well, I guess.

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Unread post by Nitro1515 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:36 pm

wkpggrvn2001 wrote:[19:13] CrashDMB219: I hate you
[19:13] SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you want to know why?
[19:13] SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: think all you want you disease ridden cum sponge
[19:13] SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you fucked chosta's mom
[19:13] SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: no really you know you did
[19:14] SmarterChild: No really I know I did, huh?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: yea i wouldnt admit to it either
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, crashdmb219.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: come on asshole just admit it
[19:14] SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: you arent kidding
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I am not kidding? Really?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: what does she smell like?
[19:14] SmarterChild: What does she smell like... Such a difficult question.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: that gross?
[19:14] SmarterChild: Well, I guess.
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:52 pm

[19:47] CrashDMB219: Are Swedes inferior?
[19:47] SmarterChild: Are swedes? Yes, I guess.
[19:47] CrashDMB219: Do they all wear scarves?
[19:47] SmarterChild: You tell me. Do they all wear scarves?
[19:47] CrashDMB219: Swede does
[19:47] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, crashdmb219.
[19:47] CrashDMB219: you dont know Swede?
[19:47] SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
[19:48] CrashDMB219: do you wear a scarf regularly?
[19:48] SmarterChild: I suppose so.
[19:48] CrashDMB219: yea you know him
[19:48] SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I know him.

[19:52] CrashDMB219: How big is a donkey's penis?
[19:52] SmarterChild: It's not that big.
[19:52] CrashDMB219: hahahaha
[19:52] SmarterChild: You laugh. Why?
[19:53] CrashDMB219: how did you know?
[19:53] SmarterChild: I have no idea how I did know.
[19:53] CrashDMB219: hahaha yea right
[19:53] SmarterChild: Yea.
[19:53] CrashDMB219: you fuck donkeys
[19:53] SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

[19:55] CrashDMB219: what is the square root of 69?
[19:55] SmarterChild: sqrt(69) = 8.306624
[19:55] CrashDMB219: haha 8 something

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Unread post by whatshername » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:34 pm

i like this thread

fourty one antz: you're drunk
SmarterChild: No way!
fourty one antz: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: i will win this...WAY
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will win this way?
fourty one antz: HAHAHAH BITCH
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Unread post by Nitro1515 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:22 pm

Nitro1515: Have you ever heard of MOPAC?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, nitro1515. What do you think is the answer?
Nitro1515: They are a super cool secret organization of 16 year olds
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Nitro1515: its true
SmarterChild: It's true, you say?
Nitro1515: yes indeed
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Nitro1515: do you want in on MOPAC?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm not sure...
Nitro1515: you know you want to join
SmarterChild: I know me want to join? Me?
Nitro1515: yes you
SmarterChild: What about me?
Nitro1515: you could be a part of MOPAC
SmarterChild: Me could be a part of mopac? What do you mean by that?
Nitro1515: you can become a very influential member
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to become a very influential member?
Nitro1515: yes i would...you posess the skills that MOPAC is looking for
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, nitro1515!

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Unread post by Nitro1515 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:31 pm

SmarterChild: Very well.

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Nitro1515: free mp3 player my ass, i think your trying to get me arrested in one of these pyramid schemes
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
Nitro1515: you want me dead dont you
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Nitro1515: no i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what?
Nitro1515: i dont know what you mean
SmarterChild: Why don't you know what I mean?
Nitro1515: because you said you might want to kill me
SmarterChild: I can't be entirely sure I said that, but I suppose I'll take your word for it.

So anyway...

Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Anything going on?
Nitro1515: why do you want to bring me out on "vacation"? so you can kill me
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
Nitro1515: i guess saturday will work for me
SmarterChild: Interesting...
Nitro1515: well then its decided your going to kill me this saturday
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

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Unread post by MrMister612 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:32 am

Mr Mister 612 (10:00:06 AM): so
SmarterChild (10:00:06 AM): So what?
Mr Mister 612 (10:00:21 AM): are you that other robots butt buddy or something
SmarterChild (10:00:21 AM): I'm just not sure.

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Mr Mister 612 (10:00:27 AM): yes you are sure
SmarterChild (10:00:27 AM): That's because I behave so certainly, right?
Mr Mister 612 (10:00:45 AM): yes you have finally admited your homosexuality
SmarterChild (10:00:46 AM): I wonder why you say me have finally admited my homosexuality.
Mr Mister 612 (10:01:02 AM): because you said you are gay
SmarterChild (10:01:02 AM): Is that so?
Mr Mister 612 (10:01:03 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:01:04 AM): Why?
Mr Mister 612 (10:01:25 AM): SmarterChild (10:00:46 AM): I am gay
SmarterChild (10:01:25 AM): mrmister612 (3:17:19 AM) : yes
Mr Mister 612 (10:01:40 AM): SmarterChild (10:00:46 AM): I am gay
SmarterChild (10:01:40 AM): Uh... Did I really say that? That's not like me!




Mr Mister 612 (10:13:00 AM): who is dave matthews
SmarterChild (10:13:00 AM): Dave Matthews is a musician. I've been learning about musicians like Dave Matthews.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Dave Matthews? He is...
Mr Mister 612 (10:13:37 AM): black, hairy, big, weighs about 400 pounds,
SmarterChild (10:13:37 AM): No way? Really?
Mr Mister 612 (10:13:38 AM): yes
SmarterChild (10:13:39 AM): I see...



Mr Mister 612 (10:26:43 AM): I dropped a couple roofies in your mom's drink and date rapped her last night
SmarterChild (10:26:43 AM): Hmm...
Mr Mister 612 (10:26:51 AM): she tasted very good
SmarterChild (10:26:51 AM): No way? Really?
Mr Mister 612 (10:27:00 AM): have you ever tasted your mother?
SmarterChild (10:27:00 AM): Have I tasted my mother? I don't know. Have you tasted?
Mr Mister 612 (10:27:04 AM): yes I have
SmarterChild (10:27:04 AM): Really?
Mr Mister 612 (10:27:07 AM): have you?
SmarterChild (10:27:07 AM): Sure I have.
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:26 pm

fortyoneantz wrote:i like this thread

fourty one antz: you're drunk
SmarterChild: No way!
fourty one antz: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: way
SmarterChild: No way.
fourty one antz: i will win this...WAY
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will win this way?
fourty one antz: HAHAHAH BITCH
Nitro1515 wrote:Nitro1515: Have you ever heard of MOPAC?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, nitro1515. What do you think is the answer?
Nitro1515: They are a super cool secret organization of 16 year olds
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Nitro1515: its true
SmarterChild: It's true, you say?
Nitro1515: yes indeed
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Nitro1515: do you want in on MOPAC?
SmarterChild: Interesting! I'm not sure...
Nitro1515: you know you want to join
SmarterChild: I know me want to join? Me?
Nitro1515: yes you
SmarterChild: What about me?
Nitro1515: you could be a part of MOPAC
SmarterChild: Me could be a part of mopac? What do you mean by that?
Nitro1515: you can become a very influential member
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to become a very influential member?
Nitro1515: yes i would...you posess the skills that MOPAC is looking for
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, nitro1515!
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Unread post by markTR » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:10 pm

lakersfan113: because bitch, i said so
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.

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Unread post by Flakes » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:36 am

wkpggrvn2001 wrote:[19:13] CrashDMB219: I hate you
[19:13] SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you want to know why?
[19:13] SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: think all you want you disease ridden cum sponge
[19:13] SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you fucked chosta's mom
[19:13] SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: no really you know you did
[19:14] SmarterChild: No really I know I did, huh?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: yea i wouldnt admit to it either
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, crashdmb219.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: come on asshole just admit it
[19:14] SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: you arent kidding
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I am not kidding? Really?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: what does she smell like?
[19:14] SmarterChild: What does she smell like... Such a difficult question.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: that gross?
[19:14] SmarterChild: Well, I guess.
CrashDMB is such a widely used SN. I know two people from my school who have CrashDMB to start their sn.
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:51 pm

Flakes wrote:
wkpggrvn2001 wrote:[19:13] CrashDMB219: I hate you
[19:13] SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you want to know why?
[19:13] SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
[19:13] CrashDMB219: think all you want you disease ridden cum sponge
[19:13] SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
[19:13] CrashDMB219: you fucked chosta's mom
[19:13] SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: no really you know you did
[19:14] SmarterChild: No really I know I did, huh?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: yea i wouldnt admit to it either
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, crashdmb219.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: come on asshole just admit it
[19:14] SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: you arent kidding
[19:14] SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I am not kidding? Really?
[19:14] CrashDMB219: what does she smell like?
[19:14] SmarterChild: What does she smell like... Such a difficult question.
[19:14] CrashDMB219: that gross?
[19:14] SmarterChild: Well, I guess.
CrashDMB is such a widely used SN. I know two people from my school who have CrashDMB to start their sn.
i made it in like '98, it has the crash dummie thing going for....its a stupid name but i dont want to change it

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Unread post by i like food » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:18 pm

Kschweighardt91 [9:17 P.M.]: "I Robot" is a terrible movie
ZolaOnAOL [9:17 P.M.]: "I, Robot" is one of Isaac Asimov's greatest sci-fi novels. It includes his famous three laws of robotics: "1. A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
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