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manjingo · Unread post by **manjingo** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 5:53 pm

rin wrote:well as a girl, may i offer some suggestions:
don't play captain--no one wants to get with mr. claw hand.

LOL. This reminds me of that episode of friends where Phoebe is trying to teach Joey how to play the guitar.

rin · Unread post by **rin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:22 pm

Acousjim wrote:Isn't that why we all learned to play the guitar? To help get into chicks pants. Like John Mayer said "If you play a guitar it automatically adds points to your score"

i, personally, did not learn how to play the guitar to get into chicks pants.

anyways though, JM has a point. he probably knows all about getting chicks. i heard this story... can't vouch for how truthful it is, but i did hear it from 2 independent sources:

before he got famous, he played a show and a female fan went up to him to talk afterwards. JM, trying to work it, suggested she "come up to his room" to "talk" some more. at first she resisted, but figuring no harm could come of it since she didn't want to get with him, she went up. once they arrived, JM promptly stripped down to his boxers and started playing your body is a wonderland. his woman-to-be laughed at him and left.

now, i don't know if this story is true but it's pretty damn funny.

fatjack · Unread post by **fatjack** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 6:43 pm

rin wrote:
Acousjim wrote:Isn't that why we all learned to play the guitar? To help get into chicks pants. Like John Mayer said "If you play a guitar it automatically adds points to your score"
i, personally, did not learn how to play the guitar to get into chicks pants.

anyways though, JM has a point. he probably knows all about getting chicks. i heard this story... can't vouch for how truthful it is, but i did hear it from 2 independent sources:

before he got famous, he played a show and a female fan went up to him to talk afterwards. JM, trying to work it, suggested she "come up to his room" to "talk" some more. at first she resisted, but figuring no harm could come of it since she didn't want to get with him, she went up. once they arrived, JM promptly stripped down to his boxers and started playing your body is a wonderland. his woman-to-be laughed at him and left.

now, i don't know if this story is true but it's pretty damn funny.

i wonder what ruined it more? the boxers or the song? :lol:

and perhaps that is what i've been doing wrong...

rin · Unread post by **rin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:33 pm

fatjack wrote:
i wonder what ruined it more? the boxers or the song?

and perhaps that is what i've been doing wrong...

yeah, trying keepin your pants on next time. at least until you're done playing

fatjack · Unread post by **fatjack** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:39 pm

rin wrote:
fatjack wrote:
i wonder what ruined it more? the boxers or the song?

and perhaps that is what i've been doing wrong...
yeah, trying keepin your pants on next time. at least until you're done playing

hmm, i've heard about that "wearing pants" thing... maybe i should try that too...

Easy E · Unread post by **Easy E** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:29 pm

does anyone else subtely drop in that they play guitar in conversation with women when the guitar is nowhere in sight?
like, "Oh I love playing this song...."
"you play guitar?"
"what me? yeah sometimes, i like to mess around...."

God I need to get laid....

duluoz · Unread post by **duluoz** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:28 pm

Yeah, that's always a good line, man. I do that alot.

Easy E · Unread post by **Easy E** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:23 pm

the only reason i started to play guitar was to get into chicks pants, I wasn't about that whole musicianship bullshit. But now, yea structure and theory.... Anyway, some good non-Dave songs to trick a girl to sleep with you:

Extreme - More than Words
Green Day - Good Riddance
Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
Sister Hazel - All for you
Dispatch - Out Loud, Two Coins
Coldplay - The Scientist, Green Eyes
I'll put some more up when they come up on the Winamp Shuffle

And if these songs don't work, just add alcohol

fatjack · Unread post by **fatjack** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:49 pm

eze3484 wrote:And if these songs don't work, just add alcohol

alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems...

matthews123 · Unread post by **matthews123** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:47 am

geez am i the only guy who can get a girl here?

o wait....right. no im with u guys i need some help....nevermind

fatjack · Unread post by **fatjack** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:49 am

matthews123 wrote:geez am i the only guy who can get a girl here?

o wait....right. no im with u guys i need some help....nevermind

good thing you corrected yourself there pres, i've seen the kind of trim you pull in...

matthews123 · Unread post by **matthews123** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:26 am

haha whatever jack look whos talking :wink:

plus uve never seen any of my old girl friends.

DreaminBassMunky · Unread post by **DreaminBassMunky** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 8:23 am

eze3484 wrote:the only reason i started to play guitar was to get into chicks pants, I wasn't about that whole musicianship bullshit. But now, yea structure and theory.... Anyway, some good non-Dave songs to trick a girl to sleep with you:

Extreme - More than Words
Green Day - Good Riddance
Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
Sister Hazel - All for you
Dispatch - Out Loud, Two Coins
Coldplay - The Scientist, Green Eyes
I'll put some more up when they come up on the Winamp Shuffle

And if these songs don't work, just add alcohol

Dispatch love song + alcohol + AXE = laidination!

ladination = fancy word for getting som....uh...the girl.

but seriously folks, play a sappy love song for a bit, I've tried it and it works. My last GF (happens to have been my first so I don't know how reliable my info is against all these seasoned veterans

) loved DMB and all I had to do was play a few lines of Crash or #41 and that was it. Maybe I was lucky. But go with the love songs.

Easy E · Unread post by **Easy E** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 9:17 am

Has anyone ever played bad for some girl who they weren't interested in but they were nuts for you?

isaac · Unread post by **isaac** » Sat Jul 19, 2003 11:02 am

nah. but i've seen a lot of guys who are terrible try to flaunt their guitar skills by playing some power chords, etc. guess who steps in and shows 'em who's boss?

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