I have to talk about Dave Matthews quotes b/c this is my thread.........welcome to it...........anyway........i few that i particularly like.....
"I'M SO EXCITED TO GO ON VACATION!" - Live in Chicago
"CARTER BEAUFORD ON THE DRUMS!" - after various Halloween performances
His 'Bears and Boars' Davespeak
"I've gotta little sister named Jane, this is the song that Jane likes..."
Those are just few off the top of my head.....anyone else got some?
Favorite Dave Matthews Quote
Favorite Dave Matthews Quote
"Everyday things change, Basically they stay the same"
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"Happy Birthday Hooper, maybe you can all go out in the parking lot after the show and have a circle jerk. Hey, it will keep you warm"
-Dave
(from D&T show, Oakdale Theatre in CT 2/99)
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(from D&T show, Oakdale Theatre in CT 2/99)
"Beeeees, bees!!! they're everywhere!!! They're sting-crazy!!! save yourself!! your firearms are useless against them!!"
*why ask why? try Bud Dry*
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"I went out drinking with my mom and her friend last night and she's sitting in the crowd all chipper and i'm up here and feel like a sack of crap"
same D&T show as above...i have other priceless quotes from this show...i gotta listen again though, cuz i haven't listened to it in a while...
same D&T show as above...i have other priceless quotes from this show...i gotta listen again though, cuz i haven't listened to it in a while...
"Beeeees, bees!!! they're everywhere!!! They're sting-crazy!!! save yourself!! your firearms are useless against them!!"
*why ask why? try Bud Dry*
http://www.manakincicada.com
*why ask why? try Bud Dry*
http://www.manakincicada.com
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“We got some crap you can buy—stuff you can buy—things you can wear. I specified last night—I think you can wear most of this stuff when you're screwing... you can wear most of this stuff when you're not screwing. You can wear the hats...if you're kissing or if you're just drinking coffee...and you can listen to CDs, uh, while you're screwing or drinking coffee."
the world isn't against you my dear, it just doesn't care.
09/11/92, DKE House---�Could I have been.. a beachfront property�
11/03/92 the name of this song is...every once in a while we get a new president
08/10/93, The Floodzone, Richmond,VA----( starts playing i'll back you up and there's some loud sound coming out of the speakers)... "you know when you're making love with your girlfriend and the dog comes up and licks your balls? that's what that feels like." and then he just goes on to play BOWA
09/28/94--What Would You Say---�This song�s about a fat goose!�
11/20/95, Vail, CO----- I didn�t tell many people this, but this is Vodka!�
09/08/96----�If the guy who threw that shoe is man enough to come up here and admit it to my face.........I�ll shake your hand Motherfucker!
11/05/96---�Just heard Micheal Jackson was elected president...� �well shit, at least we�ll be allowed to dance� ----�cold and flu season is here...gives me this little problem...I AM SNOT-MAN!�
As the intro to "Let You Down" begins, somebody yells "UVA SUCKS!!!" Dave replies with "I don't know, I've never been there." After more yelling about UVA, Dave continues with, "Oh do shut up, would you? I don't care what you think about UVA. My dear man, tell your mother, go and make a phone call and tell your mother that you don't like UVA. Dont tell me, I don't care."
5/15/98, The Gorge Amphitheatre, George, WA---- "Maybe if all the politicians out there would just take a few minutes to sit back, listen to some Dave Matthews Band, and smoke some pot, maybe the world wouldn't be so fucked up."
08/01/98, Hartford Meadows, Hartford, CT----(after some assholes had been shining laser pointers all over the place, including the stage) "There's some guys over there with those pens thinkin' they're all cool - look at me with my pen, I'm trippin', look at me with my pen, I'm trippin! And before one of the red dots takes his eyes out, I just wanna say, Carter Beauford on the drums is my hero!"
1/29/99, Landmark Theatre, Syracuse, NY----(Dave responding to a jerk in the audience who keeps screaming Freebird) "Here's your Freebird!!" (flicking the guy off)..."I just turned 33 a little while ago. And I still masturbate everyday."
(some guy in the audience):" YO, TIM, YOU'RE STONED!"
Dave: "Whoa, NEWSFLASH! Not exactly a big discovery there. People do that on tv all the time, tellin' people stuff they already know. People at CNN are STILL talkin' about the impeachemnt." (that was a few weeks after clinton was acquitted.) ..."You in the back - SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!" ..."You guys are louder than me, and i've got all this equipment to make me louder."
Dave: "I got a pretty good idea who the big voices belong to"
Drunk Sailor Type: "you should see me naked"
Dave: (in a south african accent) "No, no, I shouldn't" (and then he and tim went STRAIGHT into #41 without another sound)...
(to a young man that referred to Tim Reynolds rather incorrectly )...
Boy: "Hey, Dave's Bitch!"
Tim (yes, TIM): "Don't make me kick your ass, boy!"
"I was flyin' through space, and I knew it was a dream, because I never flew before. And the stars were going past me, and the planets were going past me, and I knew it was a dream because I never flew before. I went further and further away until I saw this tiny blue planet, and somethin' made me wanna go there, and I thought it was a dream because I never flew before. And I went down to this little planet, and there I found the greatest band in the universe...Bela Fleck & the Flecktones!!"
~ #41, 4/20/02.
11/03/92 the name of this song is...every once in a while we get a new president
08/10/93, The Floodzone, Richmond,VA----( starts playing i'll back you up and there's some loud sound coming out of the speakers)... "you know when you're making love with your girlfriend and the dog comes up and licks your balls? that's what that feels like." and then he just goes on to play BOWA
09/28/94--What Would You Say---�This song�s about a fat goose!�
11/20/95, Vail, CO----- I didn�t tell many people this, but this is Vodka!�
09/08/96----�If the guy who threw that shoe is man enough to come up here and admit it to my face.........I�ll shake your hand Motherfucker!
11/05/96---�Just heard Micheal Jackson was elected president...� �well shit, at least we�ll be allowed to dance� ----�cold and flu season is here...gives me this little problem...I AM SNOT-MAN!�
As the intro to "Let You Down" begins, somebody yells "UVA SUCKS!!!" Dave replies with "I don't know, I've never been there." After more yelling about UVA, Dave continues with, "Oh do shut up, would you? I don't care what you think about UVA. My dear man, tell your mother, go and make a phone call and tell your mother that you don't like UVA. Dont tell me, I don't care."
5/15/98, The Gorge Amphitheatre, George, WA---- "Maybe if all the politicians out there would just take a few minutes to sit back, listen to some Dave Matthews Band, and smoke some pot, maybe the world wouldn't be so fucked up."
08/01/98, Hartford Meadows, Hartford, CT----(after some assholes had been shining laser pointers all over the place, including the stage) "There's some guys over there with those pens thinkin' they're all cool - look at me with my pen, I'm trippin', look at me with my pen, I'm trippin! And before one of the red dots takes his eyes out, I just wanna say, Carter Beauford on the drums is my hero!"
1/29/99, Landmark Theatre, Syracuse, NY----(Dave responding to a jerk in the audience who keeps screaming Freebird) "Here's your Freebird!!" (flicking the guy off)..."I just turned 33 a little while ago. And I still masturbate everyday."
(some guy in the audience):" YO, TIM, YOU'RE STONED!"
Dave: "Whoa, NEWSFLASH! Not exactly a big discovery there. People do that on tv all the time, tellin' people stuff they already know. People at CNN are STILL talkin' about the impeachemnt." (that was a few weeks after clinton was acquitted.) ..."You in the back - SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!" ..."You guys are louder than me, and i've got all this equipment to make me louder."
Dave: "I got a pretty good idea who the big voices belong to"
Drunk Sailor Type: "you should see me naked"
Dave: (in a south african accent) "No, no, I shouldn't" (and then he and tim went STRAIGHT into #41 without another sound)...
(to a young man that referred to Tim Reynolds rather incorrectly )...
Boy: "Hey, Dave's Bitch!"
Tim (yes, TIM): "Don't make me kick your ass, boy!"
"I was flyin' through space, and I knew it was a dream, because I never flew before. And the stars were going past me, and the planets were going past me, and I knew it was a dream because I never flew before. I went further and further away until I saw this tiny blue planet, and somethin' made me wanna go there, and I thought it was a dream because I never flew before. And I went down to this little planet, and there I found the greatest band in the universe...Bela Fleck & the Flecktones!!"
~ #41, 4/20/02.
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One of my faves, it's kinda goofy to read, but if you listen to it its awesome.GSRLessard14 wrote:"I was flyin' through space, and I knew it was a dream, because I never flew before. And the stars were going past me, and the planets were going past me, and I knew it was a dream because I never flew before. I went further and further away until I saw this tiny blue planet, and somethin' made me wanna go there, and I thought it was a dream because I never flew before. And I went down to this little planet, and there I found the greatest band in the universe...Bela Fleck & the Flecktones!!"
~ #41, 4/20/02.
From an IEM i have (Summer '01 I believe)....
The band comes out on stage and begin to tune up their instruments........crowd is going wild.......then dave says--referring to the crowd--over his IEM mic (so only the band can here him)....."FUCK THAT SHIT!!! FUCK Y'ALL! HAHAHAHAA!".......and then immediately goes to the stage mic and says the following to the crowd......"How y'all doin' this evening? Hello.."
Kinda like Jeffro said about the Bela quote..a goofy read.........but hilarious when you hear it
The band comes out on stage and begin to tune up their instruments........crowd is going wild.......then dave says--referring to the crowd--over his IEM mic (so only the band can here him)....."FUCK THAT SHIT!!! FUCK Y'ALL! HAHAHAHAA!".......and then immediately goes to the stage mic and says the following to the crowd......"How y'all doin' this evening? Hello.."
Kinda like Jeffro said about the Bela quote..a goofy read.........but hilarious when you hear it
"Everyday things change, Basically they stay the same"
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This is more of a tim quote, but after a kid in the audience calls tim dave's bitch "watch yourself boy, ill come out there and kick your fucking ass."
and from dave, this is from the 3/6/99 d+t show, when people were comming in late... "your late, your late, your late, sit your ass's down... yall shoulda pissed earlier yall!"
and from dave, this is from the 3/6/99 d+t show, when people were comming in late... "your late, your late, your late, sit your ass's down... yall shoulda pissed earlier yall!"
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