hey dave anecdotes-- check it out!!

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hey dave anecdotes-- check it out!!

Unread post by sol_stellata » Tue May 25, 2004 2:40 pm

hey y'all.. thought was surfing this evening guess what i found... dave matthews anecdotes!! its got most of his funny stories..
http://www.anecdotage.com/browse.php?action=search

take this one.. someone TELL ME WHERE TO GET THIS (non) SONG!!!



On September 11, 1992, the Dave Matthews Band played at a fraternity house on a college campus. Matthews was particularly intrigued by a certain mystery. "Where'd the woman with the penis on her hand go?" he asked. "There was a woman here with a penis on her hand... What the hell is with the penis on everyone's hand? See I, I, I, I don't go to many collegiate parties so I don't know what penises on the hand mean. I know what a penis in the hand means..." Whereupon he began to riff on the subject, virtually composing an ad hoc song on the subject: "You have a penis. I have a penis. We've all got a penis. Everybody's got a penis. She got a penis. She got a penis in her hand. That woman with a T shirt on her head had a penis in her hand. Woman got a penis in her hand. But I'm real sorry to tell ya, ain't my penis in her hand."

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Re: hey dave anecdotes-- check it out!!

Unread post by Snyder » Tue May 25, 2004 2:45 pm

sol_stellata wrote:hey y'all.. thought was surfing this evening guess what i found... dave matthews anecdotes!! its got most of his funny stories..
http://www.anecdotage.com/browse.php?action=search

take this one.. someone TELL ME WHERE TO GET THIS (non) SONG!!!



On September 11, 1992, the Dave Matthews Band played at a fraternity house on a college campus. Matthews was particularly intrigued by a certain mystery. "Where'd the woman with the penis on her hand go?" he asked. "There was a woman here with a penis on her hand... What the hell is with the penis on everyone's hand? See I, I, I, I don't go to many collegiate parties so I don't know what penises on the hand mean. I know what a penis in the hand means..." Whereupon he began to riff on the subject, virtually composing an ad hoc song on the subject: "You have a penis. I have a penis. We've all got a penis. Everybody's got a penis. She got a penis. She got a penis in her hand. That woman with a T shirt on her head had a penis in her hand. Woman got a penis in her hand. But I'm real sorry to tell ya, ain't my penis in her hand."
I'm sure if you do a search on Kazza or an equivilant P2P you will find it. Most commonly named "Penis Song." I've had it for a few years now... :) Not daves penis, I've had the song/sound byte.
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Unread post by ericwormann » Tue May 25, 2004 2:48 pm

http://dmbalmanac.com/tourshowset.asp?i ... where=1992

I'm pretty sure you can get it from antsmarching.org

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Unread post by BillyTripper41 » Tue May 25, 2004 5:06 pm

YOu can get the "PENIS SONG" from LIve @ the DKE HOUSE... (full set)... Its ALL OVER the net... (download WinMX, cuz the gubment can't track it like "Kazaa"... and DL away.
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Unread post by Matty Boom » Tue May 25, 2004 5:38 pm

is that the fenton's got a penis with a 12 bar?
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Unread post by yknSTONE » Sat May 29, 2004 3:15 am

Yes, he also makes a reference to "Fenton." the date is "9/11/92," and the whole show is over at Ants.org!! awesome show I might add! :D
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