hey y'all.. thought was surfing this evening guess what i found... dave matthews anecdotes!! its got most of his funny stories..
http://www.anecdotage.com/browse.php?action=search
take this one.. someone TELL ME WHERE TO GET THIS (non) SONG!!!
On September 11, 1992, the Dave Matthews Band played at a fraternity house on a college campus. Matthews was particularly intrigued by a certain mystery. "Where'd the woman with the penis on her hand go?" he asked. "There was a woman here with a penis on her hand... What the hell is with the penis on everyone's hand? See I, I, I, I don't go to many collegiate parties so I don't know what penises on the hand mean. I know what a penis in the hand means..." Whereupon he began to riff on the subject, virtually composing an ad hoc song on the subject: "You have a penis. I have a penis. We've all got a penis. Everybody's got a penis. She got a penis. She got a penis in her hand. That woman with a T shirt on her head had a penis in her hand. Woman got a penis in her hand. But I'm real sorry to tell ya, ain't my penis in her hand."
hey dave anecdotes-- check it out!!
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Re: hey dave anecdotes-- check it out!!
I'm sure if you do a search on Kazza or an equivilant P2P you will find it. Most commonly named "Penis Song." I've had it for a few years now...sol_stellata wrote:hey y'all.. thought was surfing this evening guess what i found... dave matthews anecdotes!! its got most of his funny stories..
http://www.anecdotage.com/browse.php?action=search
take this one.. someone TELL ME WHERE TO GET THIS (non) SONG!!!
On September 11, 1992, the Dave Matthews Band played at a fraternity house on a college campus. Matthews was particularly intrigued by a certain mystery. "Where'd the woman with the penis on her hand go?" he asked. "There was a woman here with a penis on her hand... What the hell is with the penis on everyone's hand? See I, I, I, I don't go to many collegiate parties so I don't know what penises on the hand mean. I know what a penis in the hand means..." Whereupon he began to riff on the subject, virtually composing an ad hoc song on the subject: "You have a penis. I have a penis. We've all got a penis. Everybody's got a penis. She got a penis. She got a penis in her hand. That woman with a T shirt on her head had a penis in her hand. Woman got a penis in her hand. But I'm real sorry to tell ya, ain't my penis in her hand."

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I'm pretty sure you can get it from antsmarching.org
I'm pretty sure you can get it from antsmarching.org
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is that the fenton's got a penis with a 12 bar?
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