John Mayer Vs. Dave Matthews

mikee · Unread post by **mikee** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:25 am

Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.

Speenis · Unread post by **Speenis** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:33 pm

I like to smell my own farts.

unccharlotte07 · Unread post by **unccharlotte07** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:56 pm

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby!”

unccharlotte07 · Unread post by **unccharlotte07** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:57 pm

A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

TurnItToLove · Unread post by **TurnItToLove** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:53 pm

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

Snyder · Unread post by **Snyder** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:33 pm

dmbmikee wrote:Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.

What, that fat people have to purchase an area big enough for ther own ass instead of mooching off my space? I think not. Completely fair if you ask me.

Speenis · Unread post by **Speenis** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:07 pm

Snyder wrote:
dmbmikee wrote:Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.
What, that fat people have to purchase an area big enough for ther own ass instead of mooching off my space? I think not. Completely fair if you ask me.

I'll allow it.

TurnItToLove · Unread post by **TurnItToLove** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 10:51 pm

BigSpeen3436 wrote:
Snyder wrote:
dmbmikee wrote:Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.
What, that fat people have to purchase an area big enough for ther own ass instead of mooching off my space? I think not. Completely fair if you ask me.
I'll allow it.

the Speen has spoken. Long live the Speen.

mdel21 · Unread post by **mdel21** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 1:29 am

Fat people should have to buy two seats. It's not my problem they're fat, so sitting on me shouldn't be the solution.

mikee · Unread post by **mikee** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:51 am

Yeah, but some people like to have fat people sit on them....

And there is no duch thing as John Mayer vs. Dave Matthews, except for celebrity death match last nigh...lol

MertieMac15 · Unread post by **MertieMac15** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:24 pm

whip3512 wrote:
Matty Boom wrote:me thinks i've been had
yaarrr maitie!

haaha I at first I thought that said mertie, and I couldn't figure out why you would have said that, then I read it again

TurnItToLove · Unread post by **TurnItToLove** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:17 pm

ah ha

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