it's a sad day

[Pentecostly]

"hey everyone look!
its waldo's slut!"


Why do I get the feeling you would do more for Dave Mathews than I would do for Waldo?...

I can just see you guys now, at a DMB convention, everyone with a close-cropped brush cut, folk guitars in hand, the room filled with incoherent mumbling, everyone singing like they swallowed a box of mothballs...

Then HE (Yes...HE) walks in the room...There is a collective silence, then a few scattered gasps...Then sheer bliss fills the air, as hundreds of guys in blue jeans and Ambercrombie-Fitch sweatshirts throw themselves at his feet....Many are taking the guitar polish cloth out of their cases, and jostle feverishly for position to shine HIS shoes with it.

Then HE throws back HIS head, basking in the glory that is HE.
And then...HE opens HIS mouth to speak to the MathHeads, many who have traveled thousands of miles and many days of trials just to touch HIS guitar case...

HE speaks...
No one in the room understands a word that HE has said, but they play along in sheer adulation, as they have for so many albums and CD's...
They BELIEVE they understand what HE is saying, and that is all that matters right now.

Then...HE farts...
There is another silence in the room..
Everyone looks at each other...

Then there is a surge of bodies in a forward motion, each jockeying closer to where this aroma comes from...What can it mean, they wonder?
Some see it as a sign of coming songs, others as a statement of man's inhumanity towards man...
Nonetheless..They all breathe deeply, taking in this curious mix of inspiration and intestinal fortitude which cometh deep from the bowels on HIM.

Then, in a flash of glory....HE is gone.

All that is left in the room is a sense of euphoria, and that something special just happened, other than the rather Mexican-Smelling fart that was left behind from a recent visit to a Taco Bell...

Nonetheless...The masses are now rushing home, everyone on a unified mission to study HIS scriptures and meet back here again on Monday to discuss exactly how HE pulled off that diminished chord in a sea of sevenths...And they will not cease until they have done so as well.

There are many fender-benders in the parking lot, as many in the crowd have just received their driver's liscenses for their 16th birhdays, as well as the SUV their parents promised them for getting that "A" in Science.

And there is a sudden surge in the sale of Dockers, and everyone has a good night's rest, knowing the day was spent the way HE would want it!

[gravedigger]

EDIT: Bite my dick, motherfucker!

[DMB=ice]

To our beloved Pentecostly,

If your soooo much cooler than us, why did you spend all that precious time of yours (that you could be spending in the studio making all those million dollar albums, of your own stuff of course) bashing dmb fans.

P.S. - You Suck...

[michaelb14]

Pentecostly

I am curious, apparently you have several multiplatinum albums of your vastly superior original music. Could you tell me the name of your albums I'd like to pick them up at my local record store next time I go. Get a life, we do these covers because they are challenging to play and we enjoy it. SRV, one of the best musicians this century IMHO, loved to do covers of Jimi's stuff, ala Little Wing and Hey Joe. He did'nt do it because he was trying to be Jimi he did it cause he enjoyed playing em and it was fun. Same thing with Jimi, he covered Dylan's all along the watchtower. Some of us on this site write our own music some, of us are'nt gifted like that or we are not good enough yet. We do enjoy playing though and who are you to say we are inferior just because we like to play cover songs!

[johntherevelator]

"hey everyone look!
its waldo's slut!"


Why do I get the feeling you would do more for Dave Mathews than I would do for Waldo?...

I can just see you guys now, at a DMB convention, everyone with a close-cropped brush cut, folk guitars in hand, the room filled with incoherent mumbling, everyone singing like they swallowed a box of mothballs...

Then HE (Yes...HE) walks in the room...There is a collective silence, then a few scattered gasps...Then sheer bliss fills the air, as hundreds of guys in blue jeans and Ambercrombie-Fitch sweatshirts throw themselves at his feet....Many are taking the guitar polish cloth out of their cases, and jostle feverishly for position to shine HIS shoes with it.

Then HE throws back HIS head, basking in the glory that is HE.
And then...HE opens HIS mouth to speak to the MathHeads, many who have traveled thousands of miles and many days of trials just to touch HIS guitar case...

HE speaks...
No one in the room understands a word that HE has said, but they play along in sheer adulation, as they have for so many albums and CD's...
They BELIEVE they understand what HE is saying, and that is all that matters right now.

Then...HE farts...
There is another silence in the room..
Everyone looks at each other...

Then there is a surge of bodies in a forward motion, each jockeying closer to where this aroma comes from...What can it mean, they wonder?
Some see it as a sign of coming songs, others as a statement of man's inhumanity towards man...
Nonetheless..They all breathe deeply, taking in this curious mix of inspiration and intestinal fortitude which cometh deep from the bowels on HIM.

Then, in a flash of glory....HE is gone.

All that is left in the room is a sense of euphoria, and that something special just happened, other than the rather Mexican-Smelling fart that was left behind from a recent visit to a Taco Bell...

Nonetheless...The masses are now rushing home, everyone on a unified mission to study HIS scriptures and meet back here again on Monday to discuss exactly how HE pulled off that diminished chord in a sea of sevenths...And they will not cease until they have done so as well.

There are many fender-benders in the parking lot, as many in the crowd have just received their driver's liscenses for their 16th birhdays, as well as the SUV their parents promised them for getting that "A" in Science.

And there is a sudden surge in the sale of Dockers, and everyone has a good night's rest, knowing the day was spent the way HE would want it!

actually the only guy on this boards who wants daves dick is jason
but thats off the topic

my topic is that dave can kiss my white hairy ass
no offense to him
hes a great musician and i love his music

but i dont love HIM
i dont know him
people can lip him all they want, i dont stand up for him, but i do stand up for his music

[firedancer86]

well said except for the Jason dig...hes become real cool lately...I enjoy his opinions, and whatever he wants to say about Dave as a person is fine, as long as its not put on me...

[DmbFanJason]

how many votes did you get john??? oh yeah..

[DmbFanJason]

ok, that was mean, but I was just reacting to your post...I honestly think that you should have gotten votes man..especially compared to some of the people that did,....

[firedancer86]

oh c'mon you 2!!!

i think we all need to go and listen to my completed, practiced, and tabbed version of my TS...I think we would all feel better after that

[johntherevelator]

i was just messin man
no hurt feelings intended

that was just a funny post when you said that

[DmbFanJason]

lol fire....you dont want me to get discouraged do you?

[firedancer86]

...ill take that as dicouragement...

[Jagular]

Waldo is a pretty cool guy from what I have seen. He hosts a site where people can post their music for free or for a very minimal charge for unlimited space. He works his ass off to do this and has put his own time an cash into the endeavor because he believes in offering an outlet for independent musicians to showcase their work. He has some rules set up for his legal protection. It’s his site, his prerogative. I would suggest if you brain donors don’t like his rules, get off your asses and create your own space where you can post covers until your heart is content.

And no I’m not Waldo either. Just someone who appreciates his hard work and can’t stand sniveling, snot nose, little parasites that complain when hard work of others doesn’t suit their needs.

(I’m only directing this at the folks here in this thread that are acting like retards, I’m sure there are a lot of other good folks on this board)

[cave_cricket]

Waldo is a pretty cool guy from what I have seen. He hosts a site where people can post their music for free or for a very minimal charge for unlimited space. He works his ass off to do this and has put his own time an cash into the endeavor because he believes in offering an outlet for independent musicians to showcase their work. He has some rules set up for his legal protection. It’s his site, his prerogative. I would suggest if you brain donors don’t like his rules, get off your asses and create your own space where you can post covers until your heart is content.

And no I’m not Waldo either. Just someone who appreciates his hard work and can’t stand sniveling, snot nose, little parasites that complain when hard work of others doesn’t suit their needs.

(I’m only directing this at the folks here in this thread that are acting like retards, I’m sure there are a lot of other good folks on this board)

Another one....look. When we are all told we couldn't host there a lot of people were just pissed. They vented their anger and that was it (some less mature than others). This thread here was only brought back into the spotlight by one person from the other site and yourself. No one here cares anymore that we can't host there. We have accepted that.

What you didn't see was Waldo publicly dealing with an issue between a member here and himself. He could have kept it private but decided not to. That is why he is not taken in so kindly here.

The only people that are "sniveling" are the people that join this board to come and lecture us on something we don't even care anymore.

Now, I hope I wasn't one of the "retards" that you were referring to. I don't believe I said anything that was what you may deem as "retarded". Just leave. Walk away. We won't bother you, you don't bother us. And we'll leave it at that. Does that sound okay to you? There is no sense beating at each other here.

Peacefully submitted,

[Brock]

how many votes did you get john??? oh yeah...............

jason, would you mind breaking up some of those periods, it's screwing up the whole page