Who else here has gotten LAID thanks to Dave??

Dave4President · Unread post by **Dave4President** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:09 pm

So last night I meet this girl at this party... end up taking her back to my place and she sees that I have 3 guitars sittin on my guitar stand and shes like so I take it you play the guitar and I'm like, well yeah, and then she immediately asked me if I could play any Dave Matthews. I kinda played it off like I didn't really know who he was, so I picked up the guitar and start playing some so much to say. She loved it and asked me to play another one, so I played crush. She loved that even more and begged me to play another one, but at this point I was nah I already played two but she proceeds to beg me to play ONE MORE!!... so I finally play CRASH and the girl just about melts. Ended up getting the deed done and the next morning when she left I played a little "I DID IT"!!! :lol:

. Anybody else gotten laid thanks to dave??... I'd love to hear your story as well.

i like tictacs · Unread post by **i like tictacs** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:27 pm

Not laid, but I've gotten action with it

Dave4President · Unread post by **Dave4President** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:28 pm

Action/laid... same thing. Care to share your story??

i like tictacs · Unread post by **i like tictacs** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:31 pm

This girl plays guitar. SHe has it in her room next to her computer, and I don't even say anything, just pick it up and start playing Crash (naturally) and since she was more of a pop music fan she knew crash, of course, as a love song...i then played dashboard confessional and she was all over it. I put it down and go "i'm tired as shit" and she just jumps on me and the rest is history.

Dave4President · Unread post by **Dave4President** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:33 pm

HELL YEAH!... cool story. Keep em comin!

gravesRR7 · Unread post by **gravesRR7** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:03 pm

i was at a hotel after a dave show, and playing guitar with a bunch of guys in the lobby. then this girl starts getting attatched to me and she says she love my playing. when we leave, she gets in the elevator with me and follows me and my friend to my room. she lays down on the bed and starts doing all the "come hither" stuff.
but then me and my friend look at eachother and decide that she seems kinda whorish and dirty, so i tell her i'm going to bed now, can she leave.

yeah, not exacly the story you're looking for, but it's a story about how dave ALMOST hooked me up.

eh

i shoulda done her

Brock · Unread post by **Brock** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:05 pm

just doublebag it

Dave4President · Unread post by **Dave4President** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:08 pm

Cool story and be happy that you don't have an STD!

mbgreen · Unread post by **mbgreen** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:18 pm

Thread killer!

I was at a party and got bored (like I usually do at keg parties.) I was scoping out one of the rooms in the house, and lo and behold, this guy had two nice martins. So I asked if he wouldn't mind if I plucked a bit...he was cool with it. Now, I don't like to be "that guy," so I just shut the door and played at a low level. I'm pretty wasted at this point.

Well, this guy outside heard me, and walked in. He was amazed (warehouse makes you sound a lot better than you are,) and he said he played a bit and asked if I wouldn't mind teaching him a few dave songs. I of course obliged. We spent the next two hours pretty much alone in the room playing.

Yeah, turns out he was gay, and told our mutual friend that he wanted to lick me. (Yes, that's exactly how he said it.)

So, no, I've never got play from a dave song. But at least I can say "in another life, another time," I could have.

:crickets:

Dave4President · Unread post by **Dave4President** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:24 pm

Hahaha grrrreeeattt story!... damn awkward too. The party I was at last night happened to be a kegger as well... gotta love em.

whip3512 · Unread post by **whip3512** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:04 pm

mbgreen wrote:Thread killer!

I was at a party and got bored (like I usually do at keg parties.) I was scoping out one of the rooms in the house, and lo and behold, this guy had two nice martins. So I asked if he wouldn't mind if I plucked a bit...he was cool with it. Now, I don't like to be "that guy," so I just shut the door and played at a low level. I'm pretty wasted at this point.

Well, this guy outside heard me, and walked in. He was amazed (warehouse makes you sound a lot better than you are,) and he said he played a bit and asked if I wouldn't mind teaching him a few dave songs. I of course obliged. We spent the next two hours pretty much alone in the room playing.

Yeah, turns out he was gay, and told our mutual friend that he wanted to lick me. (Yes, that's exactly how he said it.)

So, no, I've never got play from a dave song. But at least I can say "in another life, another time," I could have.

:crickets:

Oh my God, I'm a fucking retard. That makes things make A LOT more sense now.

cool.

Anyhow, I've got a story, but I don't want to recall the whole thing here. Instead, just read this! http://www.dmbtabs.com/boards/viewtopic ... highlight=

c_tietze · Unread post by **c_tietze** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:20 pm

I take it you guys are college age, as the whole playing "Dave Matthews songs on my guitar to get laid thing" doesn't really work post college.

Have fun while you can.

mbgreen · Unread post by **mbgreen** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:10 pm

c_tietze wrote:I take it you guys are college age, as the whole playing "Dave Matthews songs on my guitar to get laid thing" doesn't really work post college.

Have fun while you can.

A lot of (insert almost everything I did in college to get laid here) doesn't work post college.

Ranting Thespian · Unread post by **Ranting Thespian** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:35 pm

. . . virgin coming through the post . . .

Kukini · Unread post by **Kukini** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:36 pm

Um... I'm ugly, Dave has yet to get me laid...

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