Whats your favorite Dave quote?

[theniz31]

Either from a lyrical sense in a song
OR
One of his drunken ramblings in concert.
Some of mine:
"Its easier to leave, than to be left" (R.I.P. Roi)
"The future is no place to place your better days"
"They put a little bit of powder on me. I don't know if it's gonna make any difference, 'coz I sweat kinda like an old fat horse."
---Storytellers
"This is not a song about totem polls or sporting events"
---Radio City
" screw the end of that song up every time, cause I play the end, even though it's so straight forward, I change it every time, so, we never end up on the same chord, cause I always change it, cause i dont know what im doin, and then, and that, so cause that was the first time that we ever ended on the same chord."
---Radio City
Any of the rambings from the end of ANY song on Luther
-Fletch

[bense27]

"Farting in the tub is only funny if someone is with you. Not necessarily in the tub though."

[Klondog]

I know I posted this not that long ago, but the story of his cousin hitting a cow with Porsche then having to kill it is amazing.

"There's this ancient remedy called... whackin' off. Chill you right the fuck out."

[Martini]

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