You know you're a DMB fan...

[DMBGuru]

(Jeff Foxworthy inspired)

...when your ears perk up when you here titles of songs in everyday speech.

Keep it going!

[Mikey]

You said everyday!

...when you sit at your computer on a friday night in the summer watching the setlists update for the weekend show.

[rekeen01]

I think this was taken off of The Bridge a loooooong time ago, its not that good but I'll post it anyway


41 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A DAVEHEAD

1. You refer to Dave Matthews as Dave and he seems to be one of your friends in conversation.

2. Several of your friends hate DMB because of how much they listen to it because of you.

3. You're favorite song doesn't have a name; it has a number

4. You put a # sign in front of pages 34, 36, 40, & 41 in all your books.

5. Your sports jersey number is 34, 36, 40, or 41.

6. You have a post-it note count down till the tour.

7. Whenever you go to McDonalds you are just dying to say, "I'll have a number 34 with words please".

8. You're talking to someone in public and have to stop mid sentence if you hear a DMB song in the background, and have to inform your friend what song is on right now.

9. Your family stops asking you who you saw in concert last weekend.

10. You don't know what you'd do with yourself if you weren't burning DMB shows all night

11. You schedule road trips to see DMB on tours that aren't even announced yet, but you heard a rumor it starts on...

12. Someone mentions a city and you immediately think of the venue that DMB has played there.

13. You can identify shows by date without being told the city/venue.

14. When your family and friends say, you are going to hear the same band play the same show for the sixth time this summer, you just shake your head and smile.

15. You have to collect an entire tour on cd. And preferable sources are Vernal, Brown, or Sarnovsky, please. And don't burn TAO or I'll kick your ass!

16. You can recite all the Davespeak from the Luther College album.

17. You can immediately identify a song based on the first three chords and then look like a genius to the drunken kid next to you.

18. You recognize all DMB songs by the first letter of the words: DIDO, IBYU, WWYS, LLD, SU&D, DAD...

19. You honk and wave at complete strangers if they've got a DMB sticker on their car. And they honk and wave back when you speed up to pass them, so they can see your sticker too.

20. Your PIN # is composed of 2 DMB songs

21. You know what D&T stands for, as well as B&P.

22. DIDO will always stand for "Drive In Drive Out" not some singer

23. You are considering to purchase a Subaru outback

24. You bought a Subaru outback

25. You have copies of all the new tour songs

26. You think you'll have to plan your wedding or birth of your children so as not to miss out on any shows.

27. Your children end up with names like Grace, Stella, Billie, Nancy, or Jimi

28. You stay home to watch the real time setlist

29. You use lyrics from songs in daily conversations

30. You create your own god, and throw a Tea Party

31. You believe the Devil and the Lord have been dancing all along

32. You consider the best concerts when they don't play Crash Into Me

33. You hear John Denver singing "Sunshine On My Shoulders, and immediately you start singing "Some Do Some Don't" intro

34. You ask a group of people "Anyone Seen the Bridge?"

35. You own every single show you attended

36. Hani Hani

37. When someone says a phrase like "that costs TOO MUCH" or "I DID IT" and you start singing

38. You plan all your vacation days strategically on where DMB is playing and how many days off work you'll need to road trip; and your boss starts asking you when YOUR tour starts.

39. Your mantra is "If they're within a 10 hour radius, I must attend"

40. You have a "DMB posse" that meets up at various venues across the country.

41. Your coming slow but speeding

[DMBGuru]

I think this was taken off of The Bridge a loooooong time ago, its not that good but I'll post it anyway


41 SIGNS THAT YOU'RE A DAVEHEAD

1. You refer to Dave Matthews as Dave and he seems to be one of your friends in conversation.

2. Several of your friends hate DMB because of how much they listen to it because of you.

3. You're favorite song doesn't have a name; it has a number

4. You put a # sign in front of pages 34, 36, 40, & 41 in all your books.

5. Your sports jersey number is 34, 36, 40, or 41.

6. You have a post-it note count down till the tour.

7. Whenever you go to McDonalds you are just dying to say, "I'll have a number 34 with words please".

8. You're talking to someone in public and have to stop mid sentence if you hear a DMB song in the background, and have to inform your friend what song is on right now.

9. Your family stops asking you who you saw in concert last weekend.

10. You don't know what you'd do with yourself if you weren't burning DMB shows all night

11. You schedule road trips to see DMB on tours that aren't even announced yet, but you heard a rumor it starts on...

12. Someone mentions a city and you immediately think of the venue that DMB has played there.

13. You can identify shows by date without being told the city/venue.

14. When your family and friends say, you are going to hear the same band play the same show for the sixth time this summer, you just shake your head and smile.

15. You have to collect an entire tour on cd. And preferable sources are Vernal, Brown, or Sarnovsky, please. And don't burn TAO or I'll kick your ass!

16. You can recite all the Davespeak from the Luther College album.

17. You can immediately identify a song based on the first three chords and then look like a genius to the drunken kid next to you.

18. You recognize all DMB songs by the first letter of the words: DIDO, IBYU, WWYS, LLD, SU&D, DAD...

19. You honk and wave at complete strangers if they've got a DMB sticker on their car. And they honk and wave back when you speed up to pass them, so they can see your sticker too.

20. Your PIN # is composed of 2 DMB songs

21. You know what D&T stands for, as well as B&P.

22. DIDO will always stand for "Drive In Drive Out" not some singer

23. You are considering to purchase a Subaru outback

24. You bought a Subaru outback

25. You have copies of all the new tour songs

26. You think you'll have to plan your wedding or birth of your children so as not to miss out on any shows.

27. Your children end up with names like Grace, Stella, Billie, Nancy, or Jimi

28. You stay home to watch the real time setlist

29. You use lyrics from songs in daily conversations

30. You create your own god, and throw a Tea Party

31. You believe the Devil and the Lord have been dancing all along

32. You consider the best concerts when they don't play Crash Into Me

33. You hear John Denver singing "Sunshine On My Shoulders, and immediately you start singing "Some Do Some Don't" intro

34. You ask a group of people "Anyone Seen the Bridge?"

35. You own every single show you attended

36. Hani Hani

37. When someone says a phrase like "that costs TOO MUCH" or "I DID IT" and you start singing

38. You plan all your vacation days strategically on where DMB is playing and how many days off work you'll need to road trip; and your boss starts asking you when YOUR tour starts.

39. Your mantra is "If they're within a 10 hour radius, I must attend"

40. You have a "DMB posse" that meets up at various venues across the country.

41. Your coming slow but speeding

The whole point of this thread was to stray away from those

...when your license plate reads "DMBGURU"

[jellyfish]

My old license was DMB 2STP.

People always said Dumb to Stop? I replied, You wouldn't understand.

I still have the plates!!

[DMBGuru]

People ask me if I'm the Dumb Guru all the time, lol.
Anywya, back to the posts:

...when you can do the "Dave-dance" perfectly.

[DJR]

People ask me if I'm the Dumb Guru all the time, lol.
Anywya, back to the posts:

...when you can do the "Dave-dance" perfectly.

thats not possible and you know it

[DMBGuru]

People ask me if I'm the Dumb Guru all the time, lol.
Anywya, back to the posts:

...when you can do the "Dave-dance" perfectly.

thats not possible and you know it

I most definitely can... welll... as perfectly as anyoen else can. Dave's got this step thing going on that I can't do, plus: he's got the swooshy pants.

...when you have dreams about jamming with the band, and can remember vividly the way you played it in your dream.

[jellyfish]

...When you insist that you play Dave while having sex.

[DMBGuru]

...when you read more literature on DMB than you do the newspaper.

[sk8r]

People ask me if I'm the Dumb Guru all the time, lol.
Anywya, back to the posts:

...when you can do the "Dave-dance" perfectly.

thats not possible and you know it

I most definitely can... welll... as perfectly as anyoen else can. Dave's got this step thing going on that I can't do, plus: he's got the swooshy pants.

...when you have dreams about jamming with the band, and can remember vividly the way you played it in your dream.

ha we should make a thread about how to do the "dave-dance" complete with videos lol....


.....when you never play crash unless someone requests it

[DMBGuru]

People ask me if I'm the Dumb Guru all the time, lol.
Anywya, back to the posts:

...when you can do the "Dave-dance" perfectly.

thats not possible and you know it

I most definitely can... welll... as perfectly as anyoen else can. Dave's got this step thing going on that I can't do, plus: he's got the swooshy pants.

...when you have dreams about jamming with the band, and can remember vividly the way you played it in your dream.

ha we should make a thread about how to do the "dave-dance" complete with videos lol....


.....when you never play crash unless someone requests it

I'm on it 8)

...when you notice that Boyd plays the exact same solo almost every time.

[onid41]

when i stare at dave's face and make out with the picture

what??

[filmdude100cms]

when in guitar stores and you start looking for various amps and guitars dave has played plug them up and rock out to billies.

[DMBGuru]

when i stare at dave's face and make out with the picture

what??

...creepy...


...when you listen to the 24/7 online DMB radio (DMBCentral) 24/7... literally.