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Unread post by ericwormann » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:01 pm

RuttsHutRipper: are you going to the luau this weekend?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, the NFL season is over.
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Unread post by Brock » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:05 pm

Brock: Go fuck yourself, I already took care of your mother.
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.

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Unread post by Nitro1515 » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:07 pm

bbatsell wrote:Brock: Go fuck yourself, I already took care of your mother.
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.

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Nitro1515: smarterchild your such a corporate bitch
SmarterChild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.

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Nitro1515: thank you for proving my point...ass
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:45 am

[02:46] CrashDMB219: hi
[02:46] SmarterChild: Hello Poop Chute. I'm ready to help!
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Unread post by Jay » Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:19 am

wkpggrvn2001 wrote:[02:46] CrashDMB219: hi
[02:46] SmarterChild: Hello Poop Chute. I'm ready to help!
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:lol: :lol:
"Forget about what you are escaping from," he said, quoting an old maxim of Kornblum's. "Reserve your anxiety for what you are escaping to."
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Unread post by Elliottman » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:40 am

what is this thing? i want to play. it looks hilarious!
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Unread post by sk8r » Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:06 am

its this stupid robot type computer some university set up i beleive. basically you im it and you can have lame convos with it.

smarterchild is the sn for it
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Unread post by SpoonInSpoon » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:25 am

GryFx23: nigger!
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
GryFx23: chink!
SmarterChild: That's not great. I wouldn't say that to a Asian person if I were you.
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Unread post by Kahn » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:53 am

Ashyboy16: i have a 12 inch penis
SmarterChild: You have a 12 inch penis? What's that like?
Ashyboy16: ask your mother
SmarterChild: What? You want me to ask my mother?
Ashyboy16: how big is your penis?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
Ashyboy16: tell me how big it is
SmarterChild: You want me to tell you how big it is?
Ashyboy16: yes how many inches?
SmarterChild: You ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.
Ashyboy16: do you have a vagina?
SmarterChild: No.
Ashyboy16: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Ashyboy16: so you're a herm?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
Ashyboy16: a little dick a little puss
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
Ashyboy16: i knew it
SmarterChild: Interesting...
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Unread post by Kahn » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:56 am

bwaqhahahaahahahhahahaha

Ashyboy16: have you ever sucked dick for crack?
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
Ashyboy16: have you?
SmarterChild: Yes, I have.
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Unread post by Kahn » Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:58 am

bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhahah

Ashyboy16: pillow biter
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
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Unread post by Elliottman » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:15 pm

Where do i have conversations with this smarterchild?
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Unread post by Kahn » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:17 pm

AIM
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Unread post by Elliottman » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:20 pm

KahnTheRevelator wrote:AIM
Everytime i click AIM i get - page cannot be displayed?
Man that sucks.
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Unread post by Jay » Sun Jul 10, 2005 2:38 pm

SpoonInSpoon wrote:GryFx23: nigger!
SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
GryFx23: chink!
SmarterChild: That's not great. I wouldn't say that to a Asian person if I were you.

so the lesson is kids, if you are ever unsure about which slur goes with which nationality, ask smarterchild! :lol:

SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
FryedBread: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
FryedBread: assistant crack whore
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
"Forget about what you are escaping from," he said, quoting an old maxim of Kornblum's. "Reserve your anxiety for what you are escaping to."
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