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Unread post by sjakubek » Wed Apr 09, 2003 1:55 am

HAHAHAHAHA i am laughing a lot and that is good when you're drunk
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Unread post by cave_cricket » Wed Apr 09, 2003 8:12 am

ticohans wrote:actually cave, i'm pretty sure that the suck/blow terminology comes from "blow job," in which a good deal of sucking is involved. if one is said to "suck" it implies then that the act of oral sex is somehow belittling to the person performing the act. given the fact that many times men say "suck it" when trying to demean someone, this holds pretty well.

now, that being said, whenever i say "you suck" or the like, i don't think about blow jobs, but i'm pretty sure that oral sex is the root of all that jazz.

(which is an interesting story in and of itself. although the actual derivation of the term "jazz" is unclear, there is a fair amount of evidence that it derives, at least in part, from the term "jism" or "gism," both referring to semen.)
Yes but what I mean is that if you tell somone "You suck" or "You blow" you mean that they are not good at something.

Yet to suck is the opposite of to blow. :lol: :wink: So, logically, one should mean that you are bad at something and the other mean you are good at soemthing :roll: :wink: :lol:
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Unread post by ticohans » Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:20 am

But you have to consider the origins of words when deriving their meaning. It's not all as straightforward as you'd like.
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Unread post by dustin » Wed Apr 09, 2003 3:54 pm

i suck so bad my cats and dogs run out of my room!
i suck so bad my guitar tricks me into braking its strings so it don't get played for a while!
i suck so bad i've maded my self fall out of my chair that i was playing in!

wouldn't it be funny if dave was like sitting down playing on the stage then he just falls down heh now that would be funny as all get out
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Unread post by snoopdoug1 » Wed Apr 09, 2003 5:19 pm

ryopan wrote:jazz IS pretty close to jizz. when i say i suck, i mean im not good at something. now, the real question is what is a blow job? :?:
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Unread post by gravedigger » Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:37 pm

to suck badly is redundant if to suck means to be bad at something. so to say that I suck really bad at Dave songs would mean that I'm actually very good. so uhhhhhhhhh. yeah. I suck.
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Unread post by billywestom » Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:09 pm

so you are bad at being bad at dave's songs...i get it....me too
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Unread post by QuattroDore » Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:38 pm

ticohans wrote:actually cave, i'm pretty sure that the suck/blow terminology comes from "blow job," in which a good deal of sucking is involved. if one is said to "suck" it implies then that the act of oral sex is somehow belittling to the person performing the act. given the fact that many times men say "suck it" when trying to demean someone, this holds pretty well.

now, that being said, whenever i say "you suck" or the like, i don't think about blow jobs, but i'm pretty sure that oral sex is the root of all that jazz.

(which is an interesting story in and of itself. although the actual derivation of the term "jazz" is unclear, there is a fair amount of evidence that it derives, at least in part, from the term "jism" or "gism," both referring to semen.)
So by this rationale, if a girl says "I suck", it would be boasting? :o

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Unread post by ryopan » Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:27 pm

Oh Oh Oh. lol.
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Unread post by snoopdoug1 » Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:02 pm

Haha! Funny how far off topic this thing got... well, I guess we are still talking about how we suck... but somehow the "playing DMB" got left out... :)
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Unread post by gravedigger » Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:40 pm

snoopdoug1 wrote:Haha! Funny how far off topic this thing got... well, I guess we are still talking about how we suck... but somehow the "playing DMB" got left out... :)
reminds me of the part in Wayne's World in his basement where the guy is demonstrating his product "it sucks as it cuts" then Wayne says "it certainly does suck" :lol:

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Unread post by Pickles » Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:43 pm

shwing :lol:
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Unread post by billywestom » Thu Apr 10, 2003 9:58 pm

...i-dee i-dee i-dee...twhooot!!!
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