Who else here has gotten LAID thanks to Dave??
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that's some funny shit right there.mbgreen wrote:Thread killer!
I was at a party and got bored (like I usually do at keg parties.) I was scoping out one of the rooms in the house, and lo and behold, this guy had two nice martins. So I asked if he wouldn't mind if I plucked a bit...he was cool with it. Now, I don't like to be "that guy," so I just shut the door and played at a low level. I'm pretty wasted at this point.
Well, this guy outside heard me, and walked in. He was amazed (warehouse makes you sound a lot better than you are,) and he said he played a bit and asked if I wouldn't mind teaching him a few dave songs. I of course obliged. We spent the next two hours pretty much alone in the room playing.
Yeah, turns out he was gay, and told our mutual friend that he wanted to lick me. (Yes, that's exactly how he said it.)
So, no, I've never got play from a dave song. But at least I can say "in another life, another time," I could have.
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i have naild 5 or 6 girls after playing Dave.
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mbgreen wrote:Thread killer!
I was at a party and got bored (like I usually do at keg parties.) I was scoping out one of the rooms in the house, and lo and behold, this guy had two nice martins. So I asked if he wouldn't mind if I plucked a bit...he was cool with it. Now, I don't like to be "that guy," so I just shut the door and played at a low level. I'm pretty wasted at this point.
Well, this guy outside heard me, and walked in. He was amazed (warehouse makes you sound a lot better than you are,) and he said he played a bit and asked if I wouldn't mind teaching him a few dave songs. I of course obliged. We spent the next two hours pretty much alone in the room playing.
Yeah, turns out he was gay, and told our mutual friend that he wanted to lick me. (Yes, that's exactly how he said it.)
So, no, I've never got play from a dave song. But at least I can say "in another life, another time," I could have.
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i made out with a girl and listened to live at red rocks disc 1, 3 times all the way through.
nothing else happened. and i dont think it was cuz of the music, but it made me extra happy.
actually, everytime i've gotten any action. EVER. dave has always been on in the backround.......coincidence? I THINK NOT
nothing else happened. and i dont think it was cuz of the music, but it made me extra happy.
actually, everytime i've gotten any action. EVER. dave has always been on in the backround.......coincidence? I THINK NOT
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good call!!! Getting some is better than getting noneTrippnBill686 wrote:just doublebag it
Dave actually helped me get a serious GF and we did the nasty to DMB all the time haha, I used quotes to smit her...dave is so smooth
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not laid, cause i'll probably wait til i'm married
but i basically have my girlfriend of 8+ months because of the guitar and DMB music - we actually met at a christian lock in thing (go ahead, make fun), but i'm head music staff at that lock in, and me and this other guy play a shit load of dave at these things
i start talking to the girl more, tell her that me and the other guy are doing a small battle of the bands (we played cortez and watchtower), she goes, we hang out and have a great time
so i'm driving home ahead of her so she can find her way back - stop at a red light with no one else on the road - she gets out of her car, runs up to mine, we make out for a minute, say goodnight, and we've been goin out ever since then
so yeah, thanks dave haha
but i basically have my girlfriend of 8+ months because of the guitar and DMB music - we actually met at a christian lock in thing (go ahead, make fun), but i'm head music staff at that lock in, and me and this other guy play a shit load of dave at these things
i start talking to the girl more, tell her that me and the other guy are doing a small battle of the bands (we played cortez and watchtower), she goes, we hang out and have a great time
so i'm driving home ahead of her so she can find her way back - stop at a red light with no one else on the road - she gets out of her car, runs up to mine, we make out for a minute, say goodnight, and we've been goin out ever since then

so yeah, thanks dave haha
Haha, I just read that, it works man, I drop lines from various Dave Speak I've heard and although it might not get me laid, I get the "oh you're so funny!" flirt all the time.carter29 wrote:BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good call!!! Getting some is better than getting noneTrippnBill686 wrote:just doublebag it
Dave actually helped me get a serious GF and we did the nasty to DMB all the time haha, I used quotes to smit her...dave is so smooth
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