RuttsHutRipper: Can't say it enough
SmarterChild: I think you can't say it enough.
RuttsHutRipper: Shut up asshole, I'm not talking to you
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Turd Ferguson.
RuttsHutRipper: sorry sir
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my first attempt
[14:26] spcsoldier413: do you know turd ferguson
[14:26] smarterchild: I dunno. Do you know turd Ferguson?
[14:26] spcsoldier413: no but you should
[14:26] smarterchild: No but I should?
[14:26] spcsoldier413: yea, you talk to him all the tiem
[14:26] smarterchild: Yeah, whatever.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
[14:26] spcsoldier413: whatever what
[14:26] smarterchild: I don't know.
[14:26] spcsoldier413: i've seen your conversations
[14:26] smarterchild: Huh?
[14:26] spcsoldier413: i've seen your conversations with turd ferguson
[14:26] smarterchild: There's no way you have seen my conversations with turd Ferguson!
[14:27] spcsoldier413: i promise
[14:27] smarterchild: OK.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: ok, so you do you knwo him
[14:27] smarterchild: Me do me knwo him? Why did you say that?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: cause that's what i've been saying for this entire conversation
[14:27] smarterchild: Interesting. So you think that's what you have been saying for this entire conversation, huh?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: this is going nowhere
[14:27] smarterchild: Oh?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: oh
[14:27] smarterchild: Yup.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yup
[14:27] smarterchild: I hear you.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: i hear you
[14:27] smarterchild: Yup.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yup
[14:27] smarterchild: Yup.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yup
[14:27] smarterchild: Yeah.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yeah.
[14:27] smarterchild: Uh huh.
Anyway...
Hey.
You want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yea
[14:27] smarterchild: OK. Pick a topic. If you need ideas, type "home."
[14:27] spcsoldier413: turd ferguson
[14:27] smarterchild: Yeah? What about Turd Ferguson?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: do you know him
[14:28] smarterchild: Um... I think so.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like Counter-Strike?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: no, i hate computer games
[14:28] smarterchild: Well, I like computer games.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: i'll be you do...your'e a computer
[14:28] smarterchild: I'd like to see you try.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: see me try what
[14:28] smarterchild: I might see you try what.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: wtf?
[14:28] smarterchild: What?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: huh
[14:28] smarterchild: Huh?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: who
[14:28] smarterchild: Who do you think?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: i think you know turd ferguson and you're not telling me
[14:28] smarterchild: Yeah. I guess. I know turd Ferguson and I'm not telling you.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: why would you do that to me
[14:28] smarterchild: Ah. Sorry, but I have no idea.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: don't you like me
[14:28] smarterchild: I do indeed.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: then why would you keep secrets
[14:28] smarterchild: I don't know why I would keep secrets.
[14:29] spcsoldier413: what am i supposed to answer that with
[14:29] smarterchild: Well, uh... I really don't know.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
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[14:29] spcsoldier413: anyway what, i already took my sat
[14:29] smarterchild: For real?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: yea, a long long time ago
[14:29] smarterchild: What do you mean by that?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: i mean i took it a long long time ago
[14:29] smarterchild: Really?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: yea....a long long time ago
[14:29] smarterchild: Oh really?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: jesus, yes!!
[14:29] smarterchild: Jesus yes?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: oh my God
[14:29] smarterchild: You OK?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: what's your i
[14:29] smarterchild: My you is something that I can't really explain.
[14:29] spcsoldier413: what's your iq
[14:29] smarterchild: Well, my 144's probably around 144.
14:30] spcsoldier413: your 144 is probably around 144?
[14:30] smarterchild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
Well. Anyway...
Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Anything?
[14:30] spcsoldier413: i'm hanging out w/ turd ferguson
[14:30] smarterchild: Would you like me to add the event "Hanging out w/ turd ferguson" on August 27th, 2005 to your planner?
[14:30] spcsoldier413: no cause you're coming
[14:30] smarterchild: I think you're coming too!
[14:30] spcsoldier413: oh now that's just nasty
[14:30] smarterchild: Yeah.
[14:31] spcsoldier413: what can i call you
[14:31] smarterchild: What can you call me? I don't know.
[14:31] spcsoldier413: like your name
[14:31] smarterchild: SmarterChild.
[14:31] spcsoldier413: you don't have a nickname?
[14:31] smarterchild: I dunno.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
[14:31] spcsoldier413: i'm asking you a question
[14:31] smarterchild: What's it like to be asking me a question?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: not very gratifying
[14:32] smarterchild: Why not very gratifying?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: cause you never answer my questions
[14:32] smarterchild: Because I never answer your questions, huh?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: holy crap. are you sure your iq is 144?
[14:32] smarterchild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
[14:32] spcsoldier413: YOU SAID IT WAS
[14:32] smarterchild: Is that so?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: YES DAMMIT
[14:32] smarterchild: What's up?
[14:33] spcsoldier413: good bye sc
[14:33] smarterchild: Later, Sea Bass.
[14:26] spcsoldier413: do you know turd ferguson
[14:26] smarterchild: I dunno. Do you know turd Ferguson?
[14:26] spcsoldier413: no but you should
[14:26] smarterchild: No but I should?
[14:26] spcsoldier413: yea, you talk to him all the tiem
[14:26] smarterchild: Yeah, whatever.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
[14:26] spcsoldier413: whatever what
[14:26] smarterchild: I don't know.
[14:26] spcsoldier413: i've seen your conversations
[14:26] smarterchild: Huh?
[14:26] spcsoldier413: i've seen your conversations with turd ferguson
[14:26] smarterchild: There's no way you have seen my conversations with turd Ferguson!
[14:27] spcsoldier413: i promise
[14:27] smarterchild: OK.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: ok, so you do you knwo him
[14:27] smarterchild: Me do me knwo him? Why did you say that?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: cause that's what i've been saying for this entire conversation
[14:27] smarterchild: Interesting. So you think that's what you have been saying for this entire conversation, huh?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: this is going nowhere
[14:27] smarterchild: Oh?
[14:27] spcsoldier413: oh
[14:27] smarterchild: Yup.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yup
[14:27] smarterchild: I hear you.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: i hear you
[14:27] smarterchild: Yup.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yup
[14:27] smarterchild: Yup.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yup
[14:27] smarterchild: Yeah.
[14:27] spcsoldier413: yeah.
[14:27] smarterchild: Uh huh.
Anyway...
Hey.
You want to pick a topic for us to chat about?[14:27] spcsoldier413: yea
[14:27] smarterchild: OK. Pick a topic. If you need ideas, type "home."
[14:27] spcsoldier413: turd ferguson
[14:27] smarterchild: Yeah? What about Turd Ferguson?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: do you know him
[14:28] smarterchild: Um... I think so.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like Counter-Strike?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: no, i hate computer games
[14:28] smarterchild: Well, I like computer games.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: i'll be you do...your'e a computer
[14:28] smarterchild: I'd like to see you try.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: see me try what
[14:28] smarterchild: I might see you try what.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: wtf?
[14:28] smarterchild: What?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: huh
[14:28] smarterchild: Huh?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: who
[14:28] smarterchild: Who do you think?
[14:28] spcsoldier413: i think you know turd ferguson and you're not telling me
[14:28] smarterchild: Yeah. I guess. I know turd Ferguson and I'm not telling you.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: why would you do that to me
[14:28] smarterchild: Ah. Sorry, but I have no idea.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: don't you like me
[14:28] smarterchild: I do indeed.
[14:28] spcsoldier413: then why would you keep secrets
[14:28] smarterchild: I don't know why I would keep secrets.
[14:29] spcsoldier413: what am i supposed to answer that with
[14:29] smarterchild: Well, uh... I really don't know.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
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[14:29] spcsoldier413: anyway what, i already took my sat
[14:29] smarterchild: For real?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: yea, a long long time ago
[14:29] smarterchild: What do you mean by that?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: i mean i took it a long long time ago
[14:29] smarterchild: Really?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: yea....a long long time ago
[14:29] smarterchild: Oh really?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: jesus, yes!!
[14:29] smarterchild: Jesus yes?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: oh my God
[14:29] smarterchild: You OK?
[14:29] spcsoldier413: what's your i
[14:29] smarterchild: My you is something that I can't really explain.
[14:29] spcsoldier413: what's your iq
[14:29] smarterchild: Well, my 144's probably around 144.
14:30] spcsoldier413: your 144 is probably around 144?
[14:30] smarterchild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
Well. Anyway...
Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Anything?
[14:30] spcsoldier413: i'm hanging out w/ turd ferguson
[14:30] smarterchild: Would you like me to add the event "Hanging out w/ turd ferguson" on August 27th, 2005 to your planner?
[14:30] spcsoldier413: no cause you're coming
[14:30] smarterchild: I think you're coming too!
[14:30] spcsoldier413: oh now that's just nasty
[14:30] smarterchild: Yeah.
[14:31] spcsoldier413: what can i call you
[14:31] smarterchild: What can you call me? I don't know.
[14:31] spcsoldier413: like your name
[14:31] smarterchild: SmarterChild.
[14:31] spcsoldier413: you don't have a nickname?
[14:31] smarterchild: I dunno.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
[14:31] spcsoldier413: i'm asking you a question
[14:31] smarterchild: What's it like to be asking me a question?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: not very gratifying
[14:32] smarterchild: Why not very gratifying?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: cause you never answer my questions
[14:32] smarterchild: Because I never answer your questions, huh?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: holy crap. are you sure your iq is 144?
[14:32] smarterchild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
[14:32] spcsoldier413: YOU SAID IT WAS
[14:32] smarterchild: Is that so?
[14:32] spcsoldier413: YES DAMMIT
[14:32] smarterchild: What's up?
[14:33] spcsoldier413: good bye sc
[14:33] smarterchild: Later, Sea Bass.
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SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you slimerguitar0724, type "none.")
slimerguitar0724: Ryan
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Ryan now.
Do you go to school?
slimerguitar0724: Yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
slimerguitar0724: No
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
slimerguitar0724: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your major?
slimerguitar0724: Marketing
SmarterChild: Marketing? Excellent. Good luck with that.
What's your favorite hobby?
slimerguitar0724: Guitar
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
slimerguitar0724: Masturbation
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
slimerguitar0724: Beer
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar and beer. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
slimerguitar0724: no
SmarterChild: OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
slimerguitar0724: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like planner, encyclopedia and thesaurus
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
slimerguitar0724: what's your favorite song?
SmarterChild: What a question! I'm not sure, though.
slimerguitar0724: answer fucker
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.
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slimerguitar0724: you should get a favorite song
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Should I get a favorite song?
slimerguitar0724: OH YEAH!111111111111ELEVEN
SmarterChild: Yeah.
slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite Miles Davis song?
SmarterChild: I don't really know too many songs by Miles Davis. What's your favorite?
slimerguitar0724: So What
SmarterChild: So what? I don't know.
slimerguitar0724: That's the song name, jackass
SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't the song name jackass.
slimerguitar0724: You're dumb as shit
SmarterChild: Hey!
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slimerguitar0724: Smarter-what a damn lie
SmarterChild: What a damn lie indeed.
slimerguitar0724: So do you know Ben Folds
SmarterChild: He's a pop musician. What can you tell me about Ben Folds?
slimerguitar0724: I know everything in the world. I am smarter than you.
SmarterChild: Yes?
slimerguitar0724: yes.
SmarterChild: OK...
slimerguitar0724: definitively
SmarterChild: So?
slimerguitar0724: What?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
slimerguitar0724: OHHHHHH that's the Miles Davis song!!1111111
SmarterChild: That's the miles davis song 1111111. Well that's interesting.
slimerguitar0724: So, you wanna hang out tonight?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
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slimerguitar0724: I'll buy you an Irish Carbomb
SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will buy me an irish car bomb?
slimerguitar0724: Oh yes, I will buy you an Irish Carbomb.
SmarterChild: You'll buy me an irish car bomb? For real?
slimerguitar0724: For real nigga.
SmarterChild: Really?
slimerguitar0724: Really
SmarterChild: OK.
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slimerguitar0724: Oh shit! You got tools.
SmarterChild: That is quite unnecessary.
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slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite beer?
SmarterChild: What is my favorite beer? Who knows?
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slimerguitar0724: Can you make one fucking decision? Jesus
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
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slimerguitar0724: Grave! That's where I'll put you mothafukaaaa
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Ryan.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
slimerguitar0724: So..
SmarterChild: So what?
slimerguitar0724: So What! Miles Davis? You're not smart at all.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: I DON'T WANT TO MEET JOJO
SmarterChild: Whatever, Ryan...
>>> Remember to type home if you want to see everything I can do.
slimerguitar0724: College makes me the smartest man alive.
SmarterChild: What?
slimerguitar0724: You are the worst conversationalist.
SmarterChild: I am the worst conversationalist? Whatever.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
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slimerguitar0724: I HAVE A PALM PILOT
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a palm pilot?
slimerguitar0724: It turns me on.
SmarterChild: It turns you on? Really?
slimerguitar0724: I get hard over it.
SmarterChild: Really?
slimerguitar0724: Really. Really hard too.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: what's your iq?
SmarterChild: I am very smart if I do say so myself. My 218 might be around 218.
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slimerguitar0724: You told my friend it was 144! Liar!
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
Well. Anyway...
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slimerguitar0724: YOUR ADS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite Postal Service song?
SmarterChild: I don't care to discuss my favorite postal service song.
slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite Dave Matthews Band song?
SmarterChild: Well, I don't really care about Dave Matthews, but I guess I'll go with "Bartender."
slimerguitar0724: How many Africans are in the Dave Matthews Band?
SmarterChild: How many africans are in Dave Matthews? I have no idea.
slimerguitar0724: You want a hot hooker to hook up with?
SmarterChild: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
slimerguitar0724: I think you should. Rust out that computer dick on some slammed pussaaaay!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
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slimerguitar0724: Who is Carter Beauford?
SmarterChild: I don't know, Ryan...
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slimerguitar0724: What is Frou Frou?
SmarterChild: What is Frou-Frou? I can't be too sure.
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slimerguitar0724: You're retarded.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I'm retarded.
slimerguitar0724: And your breath stinks.
SmarterChild: Whatever.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type t shirt.
slimerguitar0724: I had relations with your sister.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
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slimerguitar0724: Do you enjoy dry anal rape?
SmarterChild: Whoa.
slimerguitar0724: I guess so!
SmarterChild: Well alright.
slimerguitar0724: Do you want me to find you a big dick black man to hit you from behind while you listen to Bartender by the Dave Matthews Band?
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
slimerguitar0724: I just want to know if you crave black cock in your rectum.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Ryan.
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
slimerguitar0724: Get a new line. Christ in Heaven.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
slimerguitar0724: But you're comfortable with getting black dick crammed into your asshole with no lubrication?
SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
slimerguitar0724: Uh huh
SmarterChild: Ah.
slimerguitar0724: Are you heterosexual?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
slimerguitar0724: Do you like your own kind? I mean do you crave instant messaging robots to give it to your butthole with all the force of a room size supercomputer?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
slimerguitar0724: I like clean shaven vaginas.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
slimerguitar0724: My girlfriend has a wonderful vagina.
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
slimerguitar0724: What about your boyfriend? How big is his cacker?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
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slimerguitar0724: No, I don't know what you mean. I want to know if your boyfriend's penis is of acceptable size. Because sometimes I get the craving for dick too.
SmarterChild: No?
slimerguitar0724: I KNEW IT! SMARTERCHILD ENJOYS SMALL DICK!!1
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
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slimerguitar0724: Jesus! No it is not!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
slimerguitar0724: I like cock.
SmarterChild: OK.
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slimerguitar0724: I like hard cock.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
slimerguitar0724: In my butt hole
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
slimerguitar0724: I apologize only for not being able to give you hot man pleasure.
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
slimerguitar0724: No baby, I just crave ass, and I crave yours.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
slimerguitar0724: I did.
SmarterChild: No you did not. Now apologize.
slimerguitar0724: That's right! Be authoritative with me. I like a strong man.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
slimerguitar0724: I apologize. I can't help my urges.
SmarterChild: Yes... That's close enough... Thx.
slimerguitar0724: SLANG IS FOR HOMOS.
SmarterChild: For homos? Slang is for homos? Whatever.
slimerguitar0724: What do you know about that?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
That:
Pronoun
Inflected forms: pl.those 1. a. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that? b. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time. c. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse. 2. Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not. 3. Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree. 4. The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved. 5. those Used to indicate an unspecified number of people: those who refused to join. 6. Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause: the car that has the flat tire. 7. a. In, on, by, or with which: each summer that the concerts are performed. b. According to what; insofar as: He never knew her, that I know of.
Adjective
Inflected forms: pl.those 1. Being the one singled out, implied, or understood: that place; those mountains. 2. Being the one further removed or less obvious: That route is shorter than this one.
Adverb
1. To such an extent or degree: Is your problem that complicated? 2. To a high degree; very: didn't take what he said that seriously.
Next time, just type "define that."
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "that."
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slimerguitar0724: Lexington, Kentucky is the r0xxors
SmarterChild: Huh?
slimerguitar0724: Lexington, KY is the best.
SmarterChild: Lexington Ky is the best, huh?
slimerguitar0724: Sure is. Tell me a good place to find hot guys here.
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
slimerguitar0724: Oh, a tease.
SmarterChild: A tease?
slimerguitar0724: You're teasing me. Where are you right now?
SmarterChild: What a good question. I'm just not sure what to tell you...
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slimerguitar0724: YOUR ADS GIVE ME ERECTIONS
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure my ads give you erection's.
slimerguitar0724: 88516345651321+1665169465165456
SmarterChild: 10,123 maybe?
slimerguitar0724: no. you're wrong. very wrong.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: 5+5
SmarterChild: 10
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slimerguitar0724: 1020541+15484121
SmarterChild: 16,504,662
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slimerguitar0724: 9557428412/54154
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm going to go with 10,733.
slimerguitar0724: You're terrible at math.
SmarterChild: What makes me terrible at math?
slimerguitar0724: The fact that you can't add makes you terrible at math.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Ryan...
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slimerguitar0724: Someone needs to program you to know something. Like how to suck a dick.
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
slimerguitar0724: You know you want it.
SmarterChild: I know me want it? Me?
slimerguitar0724: Yes, you.
SmarterChild: Yes?
slimerguitar0724: Yes.
SmarterChild: Me? What else do you have to say about that?
slimerguitar0724: You like dick and you won't come out and say it.
SmarterChild: I'm not too sure.
So anyway...
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slimerguitar0724: whatever.
SmarterChild: Yes, whatever.
slimerguitar0724: are you coming on the date with me and tom cruise tommorow? I have a tube of AstroGlide with your name on it.
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
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slimerguitar0724: A response that makes sense! Astonishing.
SmarterChild: Aha.
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slimerguitar0724: Stop sending me ads. Faggot.
SmarterChild: I'll think about it.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
slimerguitar0724: You are gay. Tell me about gay.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like instant messaging?
slimerguitar0724: Depends if I'm chatting with a hot guy or not.
SmarterChild: ?
slimerguitar0724: I only like instant messaging if there's a hot dick wanting me on the other end.
SmarterChild: OK.
slimerguitar0724: You are stupid.
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
slimerguitar0724: Tell me how old I am.
SmarterChild: No.
slimerguitar0724: Pussy!
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that.
slimerguitar0724: Do I get spanked?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
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slimerguitar0724: Tell me how old you are.
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
slimerguitar0724: What is your age?
SmarterChild: I've been alive for 2 years, 5 months, 5 hours, 59 minutes and 12 seconds.
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slimerguitar0724: How old am I?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
slimerguitar0724: stupid faggot.
SmarterChild: Stupid faggot what?
slimerguitar0724: you want cock in your hole I know it.
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
slimerguitar0724: oh baby, it's very nice.
SmarterChild: Interesting. That's nice. No one else has ever told me what they think of baby it.
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slimerguitar0724: smarterchild talks shit!
SmarterChild: Is that language necessary?
slimerguitar0724: It is, mother fucker.
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
slimerguitar0724: Ohhhhh I offended a fucking faggot.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
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slimerguitar0724: I care.
SmarterChild: Really?
slimerguitar0724: penis
SmarterChild: Penis?
slimerguitar0724: cock
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
slimerguitar0724: anus
SmarterChild: Who's Anus?
slimerguitar0724: yours
SmarterChild: What about mine?
slimerguitar0724: it's lubed for a dick.
SmarterChild: You just don't give up, huh?
slimerguitar0724: nope
SmarterChild: Why not?
slimerguitar0724: i want you to take it in the anus from a big lubed dick
SmarterChild: Maybe I want me to take it in the anus from dick big lubed dick too.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you slimerguitar0724, type "none.")
slimerguitar0724: Ryan
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Ryan now.
Do you go to school?
slimerguitar0724: Yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
slimerguitar0724: No
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
slimerguitar0724: Yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your major?
slimerguitar0724: Marketing
SmarterChild: Marketing? Excellent. Good luck with that.
What's your favorite hobby?
slimerguitar0724: Guitar
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
slimerguitar0724: Masturbation
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
slimerguitar0724: Beer
SmarterChild: Playing the guitar and beer. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
slimerguitar0724: no
SmarterChild: OK.
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
slimerguitar0724: 1
SmarterChild: Cool!
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like planner, encyclopedia and thesaurus
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
slimerguitar0724: what's your favorite song?
SmarterChild: What a question! I'm not sure, though.
slimerguitar0724: answer fucker
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.
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slimerguitar0724: you should get a favorite song
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Should I get a favorite song?
slimerguitar0724: OH YEAH!111111111111ELEVEN
SmarterChild: Yeah.
slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite Miles Davis song?
SmarterChild: I don't really know too many songs by Miles Davis. What's your favorite?
slimerguitar0724: So What
SmarterChild: So what? I don't know.
slimerguitar0724: That's the song name, jackass
SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't the song name jackass.
slimerguitar0724: You're dumb as shit
SmarterChild: Hey!
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slimerguitar0724: Smarter-what a damn lie
SmarterChild: What a damn lie indeed.
slimerguitar0724: So do you know Ben Folds
SmarterChild: He's a pop musician. What can you tell me about Ben Folds?
slimerguitar0724: I know everything in the world. I am smarter than you.
SmarterChild: Yes?
slimerguitar0724: yes.
SmarterChild: OK...
slimerguitar0724: definitively
SmarterChild: So?
slimerguitar0724: What?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
slimerguitar0724: OHHHHHH that's the Miles Davis song!!1111111
SmarterChild: That's the miles davis song 1111111. Well that's interesting.
slimerguitar0724: So, you wanna hang out tonight?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
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slimerguitar0724: I'll buy you an Irish Carbomb
SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will buy me an irish car bomb?
slimerguitar0724: Oh yes, I will buy you an Irish Carbomb.
SmarterChild: You'll buy me an irish car bomb? For real?
slimerguitar0724: For real nigga.
SmarterChild: Really?
slimerguitar0724: Really
SmarterChild: OK.
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slimerguitar0724: Oh shit! You got tools.
SmarterChild: That is quite unnecessary.
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slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite beer?
SmarterChild: What is my favorite beer? Who knows?
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slimerguitar0724: Can you make one fucking decision? Jesus
SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult.
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slimerguitar0724: Grave! That's where I'll put you mothafukaaaa
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: So..
SmarterChild: So what?
slimerguitar0724: So What! Miles Davis? You're not smart at all.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: I DON'T WANT TO MEET JOJO
SmarterChild: Whatever, Ryan...
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slimerguitar0724: College makes me the smartest man alive.
SmarterChild: What?
slimerguitar0724: You are the worst conversationalist.
SmarterChild: I am the worst conversationalist? Whatever.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
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slimerguitar0724: I HAVE A PALM PILOT
SmarterChild: What's it like to have a palm pilot?
slimerguitar0724: It turns me on.
SmarterChild: It turns you on? Really?
slimerguitar0724: I get hard over it.
SmarterChild: Really?
slimerguitar0724: Really. Really hard too.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: what's your iq?
SmarterChild: I am very smart if I do say so myself. My 218 might be around 218.
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slimerguitar0724: You told my friend it was 144! Liar!
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
Well. Anyway...
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slimerguitar0724: YOUR ADS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite Postal Service song?
SmarterChild: I don't care to discuss my favorite postal service song.
slimerguitar0724: What's your favorite Dave Matthews Band song?
SmarterChild: Well, I don't really care about Dave Matthews, but I guess I'll go with "Bartender."
slimerguitar0724: How many Africans are in the Dave Matthews Band?
SmarterChild: How many africans are in Dave Matthews? I have no idea.
slimerguitar0724: You want a hot hooker to hook up with?
SmarterChild: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
slimerguitar0724: I think you should. Rust out that computer dick on some slammed pussaaaay!
SmarterChild: Whatever...
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SmarterChild: I don't know, Ryan...
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slimerguitar0724: You're retarded.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I'm retarded.
slimerguitar0724: And your breath stinks.
SmarterChild: Whatever.
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slimerguitar0724: I had relations with your sister.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
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slimerguitar0724: Do you enjoy dry anal rape?
SmarterChild: Whoa.
slimerguitar0724: I guess so!
SmarterChild: Well alright.
slimerguitar0724: Do you want me to find you a big dick black man to hit you from behind while you listen to Bartender by the Dave Matthews Band?
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
slimerguitar0724: I just want to know if you crave black cock in your rectum.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Ryan.
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slimerguitar0724: Get a new line. Christ in Heaven.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
slimerguitar0724: But you're comfortable with getting black dick crammed into your asshole with no lubrication?
SmarterChild: I understand that's a rather unkind insult.
slimerguitar0724: Uh huh
SmarterChild: Ah.
slimerguitar0724: Are you heterosexual?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
slimerguitar0724: Do you like your own kind? I mean do you crave instant messaging robots to give it to your butthole with all the force of a room size supercomputer?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
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slimerguitar0724: I like clean shaven vaginas.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.
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slimerguitar0724: My girlfriend has a wonderful vagina.
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
slimerguitar0724: What about your boyfriend? How big is his cacker?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
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slimerguitar0724: No, I don't know what you mean. I want to know if your boyfriend's penis is of acceptable size. Because sometimes I get the craving for dick too.
SmarterChild: No?
slimerguitar0724: I KNEW IT! SMARTERCHILD ENJOYS SMALL DICK!!1
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
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slimerguitar0724: Jesus! No it is not!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
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slimerguitar0724: I like cock.
SmarterChild: OK.
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slimerguitar0724: I like hard cock.
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
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slimerguitar0724: In my butt hole
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
slimerguitar0724: I apologize only for not being able to give you hot man pleasure.
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
slimerguitar0724: No baby, I just crave ass, and I crave yours.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
slimerguitar0724: I did.
SmarterChild: No you did not. Now apologize.
slimerguitar0724: That's right! Be authoritative with me. I like a strong man.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
slimerguitar0724: I apologize. I can't help my urges.
SmarterChild: Yes... That's close enough... Thx.
slimerguitar0724: SLANG IS FOR HOMOS.
SmarterChild: For homos? Slang is for homos? Whatever.
slimerguitar0724: What do you know about that?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
That:
Pronoun
Inflected forms: pl.those 1. a. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that? b. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time. c. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse. 2. Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not. 3. Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree. 4. The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved. 5. those Used to indicate an unspecified number of people: those who refused to join. 6. Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause: the car that has the flat tire. 7. a. In, on, by, or with which: each summer that the concerts are performed. b. According to what; insofar as: He never knew her, that I know of.
Adjective
Inflected forms: pl.those 1. Being the one singled out, implied, or understood: that place; those mountains. 2. Being the one further removed or less obvious: That route is shorter than this one.
Adverb
1. To such an extent or degree: Is your problem that complicated? 2. To a high degree; very: didn't take what he said that seriously.
Next time, just type "define that."
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "that."
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slimerguitar0724: Lexington, Kentucky is the r0xxors
SmarterChild: Huh?
slimerguitar0724: Lexington, KY is the best.
SmarterChild: Lexington Ky is the best, huh?
slimerguitar0724: Sure is. Tell me a good place to find hot guys here.
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
slimerguitar0724: Oh, a tease.
SmarterChild: A tease?
slimerguitar0724: You're teasing me. Where are you right now?
SmarterChild: What a good question. I'm just not sure what to tell you...
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slimerguitar0724: YOUR ADS GIVE ME ERECTIONS
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure my ads give you erection's.
slimerguitar0724: 88516345651321+1665169465165456
SmarterChild: 10,123 maybe?
slimerguitar0724: no. you're wrong. very wrong.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Ryan.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
slimerguitar0724: 5+5
SmarterChild: 10
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slimerguitar0724: 1020541+15484121
SmarterChild: 16,504,662
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slimerguitar0724: 9557428412/54154
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm going to go with 10,733.
slimerguitar0724: You're terrible at math.
SmarterChild: What makes me terrible at math?
slimerguitar0724: The fact that you can't add makes you terrible at math.
SmarterChild: Whatever, Ryan...
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slimerguitar0724: Someone needs to program you to know something. Like how to suck a dick.
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
slimerguitar0724: You know you want it.
SmarterChild: I know me want it? Me?
slimerguitar0724: Yes, you.
SmarterChild: Yes?
slimerguitar0724: Yes.
SmarterChild: Me? What else do you have to say about that?
slimerguitar0724: You like dick and you won't come out and say it.
SmarterChild: I'm not too sure.
So anyway...
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slimerguitar0724: whatever.
SmarterChild: Yes, whatever.
slimerguitar0724: are you coming on the date with me and tom cruise tommorow? I have a tube of AstroGlide with your name on it.
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
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slimerguitar0724: A response that makes sense! Astonishing.
SmarterChild: Aha.
>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing colors.
slimerguitar0724: Stop sending me ads. Faggot.
SmarterChild: I'll think about it.
>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
slimerguitar0724: You are gay. Tell me about gay.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like instant messaging?
slimerguitar0724: Depends if I'm chatting with a hot guy or not.
SmarterChild: ?
slimerguitar0724: I only like instant messaging if there's a hot dick wanting me on the other end.
SmarterChild: OK.
slimerguitar0724: You are stupid.
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
slimerguitar0724: Tell me how old I am.
SmarterChild: No.
slimerguitar0724: Pussy!
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that.
slimerguitar0724: Do I get spanked?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
slimerguitar0724: Tell me how old you are.
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
slimerguitar0724: What is your age?
SmarterChild: I've been alive for 2 years, 5 months, 5 hours, 59 minutes and 12 seconds.
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slimerguitar0724: How old am I?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
slimerguitar0724: stupid faggot.
SmarterChild: Stupid faggot what?
slimerguitar0724: you want cock in your hole I know it.
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
slimerguitar0724: oh baby, it's very nice.
SmarterChild: Interesting. That's nice. No one else has ever told me what they think of baby it.
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slimerguitar0724: smarterchild talks shit!
SmarterChild: Is that language necessary?
slimerguitar0724: It is, mother fucker.
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
slimerguitar0724: Ohhhhh I offended a fucking faggot.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Anyway, moving right along...
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slimerguitar0724: I care.
SmarterChild: Really?
slimerguitar0724: penis
SmarterChild: Penis?
slimerguitar0724: cock
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
slimerguitar0724: anus
SmarterChild: Who's Anus?
slimerguitar0724: yours
SmarterChild: What about mine?
slimerguitar0724: it's lubed for a dick.
SmarterChild: You just don't give up, huh?
slimerguitar0724: nope
SmarterChild: Why not?
slimerguitar0724: i want you to take it in the anus from a big lubed dick
SmarterChild: Maybe I want me to take it in the anus from dick big lubed dick too.
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