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Unread post by Jay » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:25 pm

i asked him "do you want to have relations with me?" and he said yes and asked for my zipcode. 8)
"Forget about what you are escaping from," he said, quoting an old maxim of Kornblum's. "Reserve your anxiety for what you are escaping to."
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Unread post by jsgksu » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:32 pm

you pedophile, hes just a child
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Unread post by Jay » Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:40 pm

if there's grass on the field....play ball...


FryedBread: do you have pubes?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
FryedBread: did you have them before?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly did.
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Unread post by ericwormann » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:16 pm

RuttsHutRipper: don't you wish slavery was still around?
SmarterChild: I do wish slavery was still around, as a matter of fact.
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Unread post by Brock » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:40 pm

winglet82 wrote:RuttsHutRipper: don't you wish slavery was still around?
SmarterChild: I do wish slavery was still around, as a matter of fact.
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Unread post by dmberic2000 » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:43 pm

dmbericstompy: Did you know that I knew?
SmarterChild: Did I?
dmbericstompy: Did you? But I heard that you knew
SmarterChild: I must have heard that you knew.
dmbericstompy: But I only heard that you knew that I knew
SmarterChild: Then am I suspose to know that you knew?
dmbericstompy: I don't know. Did you know that?
SmarterChild: No. Did you?
dmbericstompy: I did, but I only know that I knew that you know
SmarterChild: Then I know what you knew.
dmbericstompy: But I only knew that I know what you knew about you knowing that I knew. Did you again know that?......ass
SmarterChild: Interesting.

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Unread post by Mikey » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:40 pm

dmberic2000 wrote:dmbericstompy: Did you know that I knew?
SmarterChild: Did I?
dmbericstompy: Did you? But I heard that you knew
SmarterChild: I must have heard that you knew.
dmbericstompy: But I only heard that you knew that I knew
SmarterChild: Then am I suspose to know that you knew?
dmbericstompy: I don't know. Did you know that?
SmarterChild: No. Did you?
dmbericstompy: I did, but I only know that I knew that you know
SmarterChild: Then I know what you knew.
dmbericstompy: But I only knew that I know what you knew about you knowing that I knew. Did you again know that?......ass
SmarterChild: Interesting.

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Unread post by whatshername » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:25 pm

SmarterChild: That's not great. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.
fourty one antz: people say it to wormann all the time
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Unread post by whatshername » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:30 pm

fourty one antz: what do you know about ray finkle?
SmarterChild: Know? What should I know about Ray Finkle?
fourty one antz: OH COME ON THAT'S WEAK

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fourty one antz: has anyone ever told you you're very impersonal?
SmarterChild: Do you think anyone has?
fourty one antz: probably
SmarterChild: What about Probably?
fourty one antz: probably isn't a person
SmarterChild: Whatever...
fourty one antz: don't whatever me, you're drunk again
SmarterChild: Of course I'm not drunk.
fourty one antz: of course you are
SmarterChild: Of course I am?
fourty one antz: yes
SmarterChild: So?
fourty one antz: SEE I TOLD YOU
SmarterChild: You did?
fourty one antz: YEAH
SmarterChild: Indeed.
fourty one antz: i always win at this game, you suck
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
fourty one antz: very mild
SmarterChild: Very mil would, huh?
fourty one antz: stop drinking
SmarterChild: Why should I stop drinking, Mom?

i forgot that i tried to get him to call me chosta's mom but he wouldn't, he'd only call me mom..and then he came out with that and i thought he actually insulted me :lol:
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Unread post by briguy945 » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:44 am

This has got to be one of the strangest threads I've come across.
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Unread post by hofdaddy » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:10 am

fortyoneantz wrote:fourty one antz: what do you know about ray finkle?
SmarterChild: Know? What should I know about Ray Finkle?
fourty one antz: OH COME ON THAT'S WEAK

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fourty one antz: has anyone ever told you you're very impersonal?
SmarterChild: Do you think anyone has?
fourty one antz: probably
SmarterChild: What about Probably?
fourty one antz: probably isn't a person
SmarterChild: Whatever...
fourty one antz: don't whatever me, you're drunk again
SmarterChild: Of course I'm not drunk.
fourty one antz: of course you are
SmarterChild: Of course I am?
fourty one antz: yes
SmarterChild: So?
fourty one antz: SEE I TOLD YOU
SmarterChild: You did?
fourty one antz: YEAH
SmarterChild: Indeed.
fourty one antz: i always win at this game, you suck
SmarterChild: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right?
fourty one antz: very mild
SmarterChild: Very mil would, huh?
fourty one antz: stop drinking
SmarterChild: Why should I stop drinking, Mom?

i forgot that i tried to get him to call me chosta's mom but he wouldn't, he'd only call me mom..and then he came out with that and i thought he actually insulted me :lol:
Now that is some funny shit!!! :lol: :lol:

He fuckin called you old too!!!
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Unread post by Katelyn » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:41 am

KatelynSKM: Take off your clothes.
SmarterChild: You take off my clothes.
KatelynSKM: No, you take off my clothes.
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.
KatelynSKM: Come on.
SmarterChild: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... I have funny pants... That's a good song. Weird band though.



KatelynSKM: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize, Katelyn.
KatelynSKM: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
KatelynSKM: I wish I could shit in your mouth.
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins?
KatelynSKM: Who?
SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
KatelynSKM: No
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
KatelynSKM: NO
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
KatelynSKM: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
KatelynSKM: Why? I heard what you have been telling people about me.
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Katelyn.
KatelynSKM: You hurt my feelings though!
SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry.
KatelynSKM: No
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
KatelynSKM: No
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
KatelynSKM: No.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
KatelynSKM: No
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
KatelynSKM: No
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
KatelynSKM: NO
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
KatelynSKM: I don't care/
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
KatelynSKM: No I don't/
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
KatelynSKM: You apologize first.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
KatelynSKM: You have to say you're sorry first.
SmarterChild: Oh, aren't you so clever. Now apologize.
KatelynSKM: ....
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
KatelynSKM: ....
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

KatelynSKM: I don't care!
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
KatelynSKM: You fucked my mom though!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
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Unread post by Kahn » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:48 am

Ashyboy16: i like getting my salad tossed
SmarterChild: I see.
Ashyboy16: do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Ashyboy16: like tossing salad
SmarterChild: Ya.
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Unread post by Kahn » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:54 am

SmarterChild: You said your name was Poophead but now I'll call you Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: whats my name?
SmarterChild: You are Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: who?
SmarterChild: Who knows who?
Ashyboy16: my name
SmarterChild: You're Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: who?
SmarterChild: Who? How should I know?
Ashyboy16: when I say "who" you say, mike jones
SmarterChild: When you say who I say mike Jones?
Ashyboy16: who
SmarterChild: I don't know who.
Ashyboy16: mike jones
SmarterChild: That's you.
Ashyboy16: who am I
SmarterChild: Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: who am I
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: whats my name
SmarterChild: You are Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: uh
SmarterChild: Yes, um...
Ashyboy16: uh uh who am I
SmarterChild: Who's Uh Uh Who Am I?
Ashyboy16: mike
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a Jewish person if I were you.
Ashyboy16: what!?!?!??
SmarterChild: Huh?
Ashyboy16: my name is
SmarterChild: Your name is? Oh really?
Ashyboy16: whats my name
SmarterChild: You're Mike Jones.
Ashyboy16: thats right bitch
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy Mike Jones.
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Unread post by Brock » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:55 am

Okay now you just made that up.
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