judging solely on looks...

NoNotThat · Unread post by **NoNotThat** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:40 am

whateva.
i'm glad you're leaving my ibanez out of this

Beauford33 · Unread post by **Beauford33** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 12:11 pm

gravedigger wrote:
firedancer86 wrote:Taylors are a sophisticated sexy

Martins are teranical sea-hags

just my opinion...but Martins...gah! the bodies look like a box...the necks look like a plank...and the headstocks look like fly swatters

what is the deal there 8)
Martin D-45 is a beautiful thing.

Taylors are like $20 hookers. look nice on the outside and when you get 'em home all the do is suck.

are you sure 20$ hookers would look nice? :wink:

Jay · Unread post by **Jay** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:22 pm

so does that make marting the horribly-burnt-out-but-excellent-in-bed whore with dirty ratty hair, yellow crooked teeth, and a courtney love style heroin face? but she's good in bed. a brown-bagger of sorts. just wondering?

fatjack · Unread post by **fatjack** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:51 pm

Jay wrote:so does that make marting the horribly-burnt-out-but-excellent-in-bed whore with dirty ratty hair, yellow crooked teeth, and a courtney love style heroin face? but she's good in bed. a brown-bagger of sorts. just wondering?

it doesn't matter. no matter what kinda whore each one is, they are both overpriced

gravedigger · Unread post by **gravedigger** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:01 pm

Jay wrote:so does that make marting the horribly-burnt-out-but-excellent-in-bed whore with dirty ratty hair, yellow crooked teeth, and a courtney love style heroin face? but she's good in bed. a brown-bagger of sorts. just wondering?

teeth are optional. :wink:

taylordb · Unread post by **taylordb** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:42 pm

gravedigger wrote:

... like $20 hookers. look nice on the outside and when you get 'em home all the do is suck.

Then you got ripped off my friend :wink:

Jay · Unread post by **Jay** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:19 am

gravedigger wrote:
Jay wrote:so does that make marting the horribly-burnt-out-but-excellent-in-bed whore with dirty ratty hair, yellow crooked teeth, and a courtney love style heroin face? but she's good in bed. a brown-bagger of sorts. just wondering?
teeth are optional.

no need for teeth

Beauford33 · Unread post by **Beauford33** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:59 am

yeah, teeth are only for peopl;e that want blue balls.this real souchebag I wish I didnt know was getting head from this chick and she hated him and bit him just before Mount Vesuvio went off. Anyway, it shrivled and died and then came the blue balls. Yesterday he cussed her out then her friend (equiped with pointy toed shoes) kicked him straight for the balls. Word is and fact is that one of his balls was enlojed in his Bladder and will have to be removing. He is sueing and shit. Pretty cool, huh :wink:

DustyDave · Unread post by **DustyDave** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:04 am

Beauford33 wrote:yeah, teeth are only for peopl;e that want blue balls.this real souchebag I wish I didnt know was getting head from this chick and she hated him and bit him just before Mount Vesuvio went off. Anyway, it shrivled and died and then came the blue balls. Yesterday he cussed her out then her friend (equiped with pointy toed shoes) kicked him straight for the balls. Word is and fact is that one of his balls was enlojed in his Bladder and will have to be removing. He is sueing and shit. Pretty cool, huh

LMAO

Ahh the good old blue balls , boy does that suck a nut or what ? :lol:

Beauford33 · Unread post by **Beauford33** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:07 am

its definitly gotta PISS you OFF. notice how I am highlighting PISS and Off, just like then?

DustyDave · Unread post by **DustyDave** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:19 am

Oh yeah , and a kick in the nut sack ain't perty either , i got a short story for you here .... Some years ago , during my teen years , me and my best friend and a bunch of other people , had this tradition of climbing over the wall to a big swimming pool , as always we did that , and when we were done and getting dressed up , my best friend took his ex's hair band , and shot it up into a high-voltage line :lol:

Now let me tell you the result of doing such a stupid thing , first she threw a tennis ball with full power right into his nut sack , then 2 minutes later she kicked him , in the nut sack :lol:

Lets just say it wasen't his lucky day :lol:

Beauford33 · Unread post by **Beauford33** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:25 am

hsi luck kept ROLLING downhill like a CHEAP hooker taking a SHOT of estragen and KICKING and SCREAMING. notice how I am highlighting ROLLING, CHEAP and SHOT, KICKING, and SCREAMING....just like then?

DustyDave · Unread post by **DustyDave** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:28 am

Yeah you've had an overdose of Capitalized / Uppercased words today :lol:

He actually did look like he was in pain , his shirt was untouched , his hair was a mess , he looked like a used up hooker :lol:

Beauford33 · Unread post by **Beauford33** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:30 am

Yeah, he must have.....I actuallty dont got one for this...but its all good cause I am the beau-mister!

sunglassesatnight · Unread post by **sunglassesatnight** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 4:37 pm

wow, this thread has taken a pretty good turn. Here's why martins are prettier. http://www.mguitar.com/guitars/choosing ... ative%20II

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