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Unread post by Appfro » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:03 am

NoNotThat wrote:I can basically play anything and the dudes are like "whoa that's hot" then we have mad sex then I kick them out the next morning.
damn that's cold. i bet you don't even give them cab money

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Unread post by mbgreen » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:05 am

I wonder how much music there would be in the world (at least popular music) if playing an instrument didn't get you laid. I'm guessing a lot less.
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Unread post by sunglassesatnight » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:26 am

mbgreen wrote:I wonder how much music there would be in the world (at least popular music) if playing an instrument didn't get you laid. I'm guessing a lot less.
Ryan Cabrera would never have existed.

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Unread post by Kukini » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:39 pm

We all know Ryan Cabrera doesn't get laid, come on...
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Unread post by fede » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:49 pm

Kukini wrote:We all know Ryan Cabrera doesn't get laid, come on...
jaja! :lol:
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:55 pm

fedelm wrote:
Kukini wrote:We all know Ryan Cabrera doesn't get laid, come on...
jaja! :lol:
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Unread post by Andre_GT7 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:33 pm

Kukini wrote:We all know Ryan Cabrera doesn't get laid by girls, come on...

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Unread post by CBalvarez » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:03 pm

This thread is hilarious

I'm guessing the people who are taking offense to us who like to use our talents to get laid, have never had sex before. Thats my only explination, because like the one guy said "Who Am I to say no?"

HAHA

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Unread post by i like tictacs » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:23 pm

CBalvarez wrote:This thread is hilarious

I'm guessing the people who are taking offense to us who like to use our talents to get laid, have never had sex before. Thats my only explination, because like the one guy said "Who Am I to say no?"

HAHA

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Unread post by Teego Time » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:49 pm

Haha, my guitar is actually my primary way of meeting girls. It's a good weedout method because:

I go play in a public place, and if a girl approches me she has confidence. If she knows my type of music (I.E. More than just Crash and Satellite) we have something in common. And I can usually improv a song about her, and keep her laughing or smiling. PLUS, if I'm stuck for words, I DON'T HAVE TO TALK because I can just keep playing my guitar.

It's how I've met my past three girl friends, and two good friends that are girls.

I find that a good rendition of Crush will get a girl going. One time I played Hands Down, and that worked amazingly well on Sheena... Here's a list of some of my trial and error:

Hands Down - Dashboard
Crush - Dave
I'll Back You Up - Dave (Only for hardcore Dave fans though.)
The Scientist - Coldplay
Green Eyes - Coldplay
The Professor - Damien Rice (Worked like hell on Sheena, but she just enjoys when I really get into it.)
Such Great Heights - Iron and Wine rendition
Two Step - Dave (Again, this was for Sheena)
Haloween - Dave (Don't ask me how...)

There are more but I think you get the idea. I also noticed that girls will jump on you if you really get into it. Seriously, let go, feel the music and play hard. Any girl who'se remotely worth it is going to appreciate your zest for the guitar.
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the vaginal fluid they are secreting is the same composition of urine minus the uric acid and phosphorous. i learned that in 11th grade anatomy. btw, sometimes it does have a FAINT smell of Pizzle.

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Unread post by sunglassesatnight » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:28 pm

I get laid and I needn't use my guitar playing to do so.

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Unread post by proudestmonkey41 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:35 pm

Teego Time wrote:Haha, my guitar is actually my primary way of meeting girls. It's a good weedout method because:

I go play in a public place, and if a girl approches me she has confidence. If she knows my type of music (I.E. More than just Crash and Satellite) we have something in common. And I can usually improv a song about her, and keep her laughing or smiling. PLUS, if I'm stuck for words, I DON'T HAVE TO TALK because I can just keep playing my guitar.

It's how I've met my past three girl friends, and two good friends that are girls.

I find that a good rendition of Crush will get a girl going. One time I played Hands Down, and that worked amazingly well on Sheena... Here's a list of some of my trial and error:

Hands Down - Dashboard
Crush - Dave
I'll Back You Up - Dave (Only for hardcore Dave fans though.)
The Scientist - Coldplay
Green Eyes - Coldplay
The Professor - Damien Rice (Worked like hell on Sheena, but she just enjoys when I really get into it.)
Such Great Heights - Iron and Wine rendition
Two Step - Dave (Again, this was for Sheena)
Haloween - Dave (Don't ask me how...)

There are more but I think you get the idea. I also noticed that girls will jump on you if you really get into it. Seriously, let go, feel the music and play hard. Any girl who'se remotely worth it is going to appreciate your zest for the guitar.

now that is the kinda response i was hoping to get with this thread :lol: thanks man
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Unread post by thejoe » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:35 pm

Teego Time wrote:Hands Down - Dashboard
seriously?
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:37 pm

it doesnt hurt playing the guitar when it comes to meeting girls that's for sure. and i use it to my advantage if the timing is right. i dont really like to be that guy who just starts playing, but usually people ask me to when im chilling somewhere. i say if its to your advantage why not use it. its not the sole purpose i play though

edit: and teegs is right a good version of crush goes a long way :lol:

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Unread post by Davy28 » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:43 am

I've been playing norah jones songs on guitar a lot and they go over quite well, especially with choir chicks who can handle the vocals.
Forget about the reasons and the treasons we are seeking
Forget about the notion that our emotions can be swept away, kept at bay
Forget about being guilty, we are innocent instead
For soon we will all find our lives swept away

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