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Unread post by gravedigger » Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:33 pm

gcom007 wrote:
yeah, I really don't think he's going for profound music or lyrics or anything, but way back in the locker room on my peewee hockey team, someone put on at a medium pace...wow, never before have we laughed so hard and even harder when the coaches came in and completely flipped out.
haha that's funny man. shit, I love Adam Sandler especially on Saturday NIght Live when there was Mike Myers, fuckin Chris Farley....who else...man there were some funny skits.
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Unread post by Easy E » Mon Jul 21, 2003 9:36 pm

one for senor, and one for bellisima!
Cor wrote:I mentioned awhile ago trying to bang this huge near 7 foot woman I know. Hit it last night. I got manhandled, it was sweet.

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Unread post by fatjack » Mon Jul 21, 2003 9:41 pm

eze3484 wrote:one for senor, and one for bellisima!
yeah, that's rob schneider... da derp da der...

but sandler did do that one too...
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Unread post by Easy E » Mon Jul 21, 2003 10:09 pm

fatjack, that reminds me of the time i ate a slice of pizza, then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids....
Cor wrote:I mentioned awhile ago trying to bang this huge near 7 foot woman I know. Hit it last night. I got manhandled, it was sweet.

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Unread post by fatjack » Mon Jul 21, 2003 10:29 pm

eze3484 wrote:fatjack, that reminds me of the time i ate a slice of pizza, then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids....
i don't remember that sketch... or perhaps that was real life :|
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Unread post by Appfro » Mon Jul 21, 2003 11:38 pm

i think its a damn tragedy that Jimmy Fallon could even be mentioned in the same sentence as Adam Sandler. Sandler should be a multiple Grammy winner.

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Unread post by The Man of The Hour » Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:11 am

There was this quote I read somewhere.....

Jimmy Fallon is to Adam Sandler as John Mayer is to Dave Matthews.

I think it was on these boards... pretty smooth

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Unread post by gcom007 » Tue Jul 22, 2003 11:49 am

The Man of The Hour wrote:There was this quote I read somewhere.....

Jimmy Fallon is to Adam Sandler as John Mayer is to Dave Matthews.

I think it was on these boards... pretty smooth
do no bring that here...edit now.
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Unread post by Ando » Tue Jul 22, 2003 1:05 pm

fatjack wrote:
eze3484 wrote:fatjack, that reminds me of the time i ate a slice of pizza, then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids....
i don't remember that sketch... or perhaps that was real life :|
I know that sketch.. It's from What the Hell Happened to Me... Hilarious sketch.. I've got that cd around somewhere I think I'm gonna dig it up.
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Unread post by I'mWithFatjack » Tue Jul 22, 2003 2:11 pm

Thats one of the funniest scetches ever but what about, Having Seeeeeeex, or working out?
Laughter come on downtown window
And we see faces walking back
Tonight everybody gonna remember
Remember in time...

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Unread post by Ando » Tue Jul 22, 2003 3:14 pm

I'mWithFatjack wrote:Thats one of the funniest scetches ever but what about, Having Seeeeeeex, or working out?
LOL.. I forgot about that one.. that's a funny one. Alot of the Sketches on there are Hilarious.

Maybe a lil later You'll beat off your cock and balls for momma...
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Unread post by Easy E » Tue Jul 22, 2003 4:45 pm

Two men. Working out. Building their pectoral muscles. And this man hears gay sex, which leads me to believe that this man is either gay himself or.... not... straight.
Cor wrote:I mentioned awhile ago trying to bang this huge near 7 foot woman I know. Hit it last night. I got manhandled, it was sweet.

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Unread post by NoNotThat » Tue Jul 22, 2003 9:19 pm

TrippnBill686 wrote:I'd never seen the movie, so I just downloaded, it's cool. I like what he says at the beginning about the Cure.
me too.... :D
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Unread post by NoNotThat » Tue Jul 22, 2003 9:23 pm

i like the pepper boy sketch with dana carvey. :lol:

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Unread post by fatjack » Tue Jul 22, 2003 9:32 pm

NoNotThat wrote:i like the pepper boy sketch with dana carvey. :lol:
"You want-a more-a pepper?"

When he tires to teach Sandler how to use the pepper grinder: great! :lol:
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