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[Klondog]

im pretty sure Hof met Clapton (installed some cable at his house i believe)

...what? Clapton installed a cable? Is this a joke I'm not getting?

oh yeah. Back in 99, he just finished up the Pilgrim record and he was living in a rented house in the Hollywood Hills. He called up my company to get some cat 5 ran into his make shift studio cause he loved to surf the net. I got to talk to him for a really long while cause it was just him and me. He was telling me about the days when he used to hang with the Beatles and doing all sorts of illicit drugs. He said Jimi Page had the biggest coke habit and smallest cock he'd ever seen on a man. He also said that his internet addiction forced the album to be delayed. Apparently he's a big fan of the site ratemypoo.com. Dude's a fecalphiliac. He gave me cash like $400, an autographed guitar and a bag of weed for like 30 mins of work and 3 hours of bull shitting.

that had better all be true

The poo... that sounds quite questionable to me. Same for the weed.

[taparoo]

i'd say he's pretty close to Clapton now, and i'm sure Clapton is pretty damn cocky

Clapton is God

I'm a big Clapton fan, and somehow I always thought he would be kinda down to earth...

That's what I've heard as well. I'm guessing that's an assumption you made, klondy?

Yeah, that's an assumption. He (and his music) doesn't seem, at least in my mind, to lend itself to anything but a down to earth type of guy

I lost it there for a second, I was agreeing with you, and wondered if cmarti was just assuming that slowhand was cocky.

[Klondog]

i'd say he's pretty close to Clapton now, and i'm sure Clapton is pretty damn cocky

Clapton is God

I'm a big Clapton fan, and somehow I always thought he would be kinda down to earth...

That's what I've heard as well. I'm guessing that's an assumption you made, klondy?

Yeah, that's an assumption. He (and his music) doesn't seem, at least in my mind, to lend itself to anything but a down to earth type of guy

I lost it there for a second, I was agreeing with you, and wondered if cmarti was just assuming that slowhand was cocky.

oh, ok. yeah, i think we are/were on the same page that cmarti was assuming Clapton was cocky

[hofdaddy]

im pretty sure Hof met Clapton (installed some cable at his house i believe)

...what? Clapton installed a cable? Is this a joke I'm not getting?

oh yeah. Back in 99, he just finished up the Pilgrim record and he was living in a rented house in the Hollywood Hills. He called up my company to get some cat 5 ran into his make shift studio cause he loved to surf the net. I got to talk to him for a really long while cause it was just him and me. He was telling me about the days when he used to hang with the Beatles and doing all sorts of illicit drugs. He said Jimi Page had the biggest coke habit and smallest cock he'd ever seen on a man. He also said that his internet addiction forced the album to be delayed. Apparently he's a big fan of the site ratemypoo.com. Dude's a fecalphiliac. He gave me cash like $400, an autographed guitar and a bag of weed for like 30 mins of work and 3 hours of bull shitting.

that had better all be true

The poo... that sounds quite questionable to me. Same for the weed.

dude's just real mellow then he told me about how he found the shit site hilarious. Whatever. I got free shit out of it

[Easy E]

not literally lol

[hofdaddy]

laugh out loud!!!!!11111

I see what you did there

[Easy E]

hahaha.....oooooh, me

[cmarti10]

i think clapton is cocky judging from the interviews i have seen of him. but he gave you WEED??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Easy E]

dude's probably got a couple pounds on hand. i don't see it as that big of a deal

[cmarti10]

yeah but hasn't be been clean for a long time? hence his multi million dollar "Crossroad" rehab centers

[Easy E]

im sure thats why he's giving it away. might have been a little stale but Hof takes whats hes cans gets

[Brian M.D.]

if i was eric clapton i would always have at least 5 pounds of strain with me

[taparoo]

His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

[cmarti10]

his vomit makes indians cry

[chosta]

fucking hoaf