DMB Instructional DVD! ???

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Unread post by ericwormann » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:19 am

I bet there's only one copy of the DVD out there, and people just keep buying it, realizing it's terrible, and selling it on ebay again.
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Unread post by jkanter » Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:42 am

That thing is the most miserable piece of crap I've ever seen. Someone who uses DMBTabs sent it to me once so I could take a look at it.

I screamed, "BLASPHEMY!", tore out my eyes, sealed my ears off with hot wax and burned the tape on the spot. It was THAT BAD.
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Unread post by paulaitchison » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:13 am

biggest waste of money,,,,,,,i thought it would be some clean cut guitar teacher taking us through the riffs.....but it sucked.
the dvd was really badly filmed, he looked like warren hames's ugly brother (saying something),
he couldnt legaly say what riff was what.
it said it had backing tracks on it....which i took to mean a mock dmb sound without guitar. but no it was 12 seconds of neo metal poop.
only cool thing he taught me was the timmy two step into riffs......this was before i knew you could get videos of this site
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Unread post by a1075dd63aa12 » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:02 am

jkanter wrote:That thing is the most miserable piece of crap I've ever seen. Someone who uses DMBTabs sent it to me once so I could take a look at it.

I screamed, "BLASPHEMY!", tore out my eyes, sealed my ears off with hot wax and burned the tape on the spot. It was THAT BAD.
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im half attempted to buy it and watch it for a laugh, then put it back on ebay. i think either people are buying it because they think its legit, or are buying it to get a good laugh
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Unread post by imamakdaddy » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:42 am

im ganna send the dude a question on ebay just because im bored and im an asshole
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Unread post by charliemike » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:03 am

wtf is with not being able to post pics?
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Unread post by mlb1399 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:11 am

Yeah, unfortunately I was one of the people(SUCKERS) that bought a copy of this. I bought it before I started coming to this site(thanks Kanter).

This guy is the biggest piece of crap ever. He tries to talk like he is a professional but comes off as a moron. He claims he has the awesome equipment but it's currently being repaired. Yeah, right!

The riffs are not accurate at all. He don't even tell you the song he is playing it just says riff 1 - riff 44. About the only cool thing out of this video was a riff from the studio version of Two Step. Believe me it is not worth the money for this thing.

Now when I am getting drunk with my friends I will bust out the video just to get a laugh.
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Unread post by rekeen01 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:55 pm

can anyone post a clip of this?
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