John Mayer Vs. Dave Matthews

Speenis · Unread post by **Speenis** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:30 pm

whip3512 wrote:Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

yeah man thats a good idea, that way in your 5 mins of free time you will probably get like 3 free games. I would be all over that. Then you and the boys could have mad tournaments and stuff. It would be cool.

jojo321 · Unread post by **jojo321** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:51 pm

BigSpeen3436 wrote:
whip3512 wrote:Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
yeah man thats a good idea, that way in your 5 mins of free time you will probably get like 3 free games. I would be all over that. Then you and the boys could have mad tournaments and stuff. It would be cool.

I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Speenis · Unread post by **Speenis** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:53 pm

If you are ever in an airport and there is some Muslim-looking person, be sure to point that out to everybody, because hey, someone might punch him in the face.

mbgreen · Unread post by **mbgreen** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:44 pm

NoNotThat wrote:
mbgreen wrote:
DMBpoopeater wrote:so who do you think is a better guitar player?

i think dave is better at playing lead, while mayer for rhythm.

Im new to the boards. i absolutely love reading them. thanks everyone.
If youre going to try to get people riled up, it would be better if you said something believable. Idiot. You cant even make fake posts right.

TO BOARD MEMBERS: REPLY TO THIS WITH ANY KIND OF SERIOUSNESS AND I'LL PERSONALLY BITCH SLAP YOU.
will you come to NJ and do it?

Southwest - anywhere in the country for CHEAP AS HELL.

So...sure. I'd be glad to.

mdel21 · Unread post by **mdel21** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:45 pm

I love SWA because of the herd sitting. I hate being committed to a seat before I even get on the plane.

Snyder · Unread post by **Snyder** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:32 pm

mbgreen wrote:
NoNotThat wrote:
mbgreen wrote:
DMBpoopeater wrote:so who do you think is a better guitar player?

i think dave is better at playing lead, while mayer for rhythm.

Im new to the boards. i absolutely love reading them. thanks everyone.
If youre going to try to get people riled up, it would be better if you said something believable. Idiot. You cant even make fake posts right.

TO BOARD MEMBERS: REPLY TO THIS WITH ANY KIND OF SERIOUSNESS AND I'LL PERSONALLY BITCH SLAP YOU.
will you come to NJ and do it?
Southwest - anywhere in the country for CHEAP AS HELL.

So...sure. I'd be glad to.

Cheap yes, but not if your fat. They have to buy two tickets. I thank god everyday for my scrawnyness because I get cheap plane tickets.

mdel21 · Unread post by **mdel21** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:36 pm

It would suck to be fat on a plane, no offense to fat people.

Ranting Thespian · Unread post by **Ranting Thespian** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:06 pm

that's right guys, ignoring the subject is key.

Also, if I ever wanted to go to a mental institution, I would do this:

I would come out with dirty hole filled jeans and a wife beater shirt. I would take a shot gun, walk into the city and just start shooting at the sun. While I am doing it, I would yell and scream at it, saying things like, "YEAH? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL??" or, "OH BABY, THIS ONE'S ON YOU!" or even still, "JIMMY CRACKS CORN, AND I DON"T GIVE A FUCK!!!!"

Man, I love being partialy insane, so I can come up with ideas like that :lol:

mdel21 · Unread post by **mdel21** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:07 pm

You have issues. Seriously. Go see a team of psychratrists.

Ando · Unread post by **Ando** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:26 pm

Del, Can i have a hug?

Speenis · Unread post by **Speenis** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:05 pm

How about a threeway hug, I want in on this action.

Snyder · Unread post by **Snyder** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:08 pm

I don't know whats worse, being fat on a plane, or being the scrawny guy sitting next to the fat person on a plane.

hcole · Unread post by **hcole** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:57 am

mdel21 wrote:It would suck to be fat on a plane, no offense to fat people.

It definately sucks being the skinny guy sitting next some lardass who is pouring over into your seat and making you more uncomfortable than you normally would be (how's that for a run-on sentence). I think that fat people should have to buy 2 tickets. Just because someones fat shouldn't mean I have to be miserable for 6 hours flying across the country.

just42night · Unread post by **just42night** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:48 pm

hcole wrote:
mdel21 wrote:It would suck to be fat on a plane, no offense to fat people.
It definately sucks being the skinny guy sitting next some lardass who is pouring over into your seat and making you more uncomfortable than you normally would be (how's that for a run-on sentence). I think that fat people should have to buy 2 tickets. Just because someones fat shouldn't mean I have to be miserable for 6 hours flying across the country.

I thought they do have to buy two or three, whatever they need.

Snyder · Unread post by **Snyder** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:40 pm

Southwest is the only airline I know of that makes fat people buy two or more tickets based on how huge of an ass they have...

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