NAACP Awards (listen up)

myonlybliss · Unread post by **myonlybliss** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 5:04 pm

Steve has been forced to sue again after having dinner at the Olive Garden in Corona last Saturday. He wears spurs as part of the Cowboy look he affects and came out of the bathroom with dirty toilet paper stuck to one of his spurs. The entire restaurant and his whole family were laughing hysterically. The busboy then asked Bozell if he was in intestinal distress. Ashely, Steve's four year old asked if Daddy had to go poo. April, his wife and his son, Steve Jr. were pounding the table and crying. Steve wants to sue the Olive Garden for the busboy's comments and the fact that they hung the paper hanger wrong. He wants to sue his wife and older kid. And he wants to sue Charmin because if their toilet paper were truly as soft as they say it is it would not have stuck to him.

Steve recently threw a party for his friends. He went out and installed over $8,000 worth of sprinkler systems which he had bought at COSTCO. His idea was to have the party goers run through the sprinklers as he had as a child. He also served soft drinks and not liquor because he is a recovering alcoholic. He even had one female party goer get spreadeagle under one of the noodle pop up sprinklers because as he told her, "It always made me feel good as a child." His neighbor Roy leaned over the fence and told all his guests to come over to Roy's because Roy had liquor and a real pool to cool off in. All the guests took Roy up on his offer. So Steve has talked to his attorney, William Blasingame and is suing his neighbor Roy for alienation of affection of his guests. He is also suing COSTCO for failing to place a warning on their irrigation systems saying that it would flop at an adult party without liquor

Matty Boom · Unread post by **Matty Boom** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:49 am

i know i wanted to see the video of this so i searched around a bit...it's in the extras with this dvd right that i linked to down there

http://www.sharingthegroove.org/msgboar ... adid=59720

if you don't have a dvd burner or don't do torrents, do not fear, i'll offer up a b+p of this as soon as it's done

chosta · Unread post by **chosta** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:39 am

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com

you wont click it because you think its fake

IT AINT FAKE, BITCHES

lozthegreat · Unread post by **lozthegreat** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:22 pm

does anyone have the link to this mp3?

the link at the beginning of this thread is broken.

Matty Boom · Unread post by **Matty Boom** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:50 pm

i have the mp3, you can get with me on aim and i'll get it to you

myonlybliss · Unread post by **myonlybliss** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:26 pm

everydayDMBfan_18 wrote:...I didn't threaten your dumbass....

..and also you started it by once again attempting to insult him. Thus I have to step in.

How bout we try this one?

http://www.ShutTheFuckUpAndGetOnWithItIt'sAFuckingWebsiteForum.org

I don't know why...but links are fun...they all started with the SMTS thing

What's up now Dick Cheese?

AlpineValley · Unread post by **AlpineValley** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:54 pm

interesting post....
and you made a new post in this thread from about three years ago why????????

DMBguitaristJMB · Unread post by **DMBguitaristJMB** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:11 pm

yea i second that this is quite an interesting thread but why was this made new again

Blake · Unread post by **Blake** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:26 am

myonlybliss wrote:
everydayDMBfan_18 wrote:...I didn't threaten your dumbass....

..and also you started it by once again attempting to insult him. Thus I have to step in.

How bout we try this one?

http://www.ShutTheFuckUpAndGetOnWithItIt'sAFuckingWebsiteForum.org

I don't know why...but links are fun...they all started with the SMTS thing
What's up now Dick Cheese?

lol

iha · Unread post by **iha** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:00 am

btbesong wrote:
myonlybliss wrote:
everydayDMBfan_18 wrote:...I didn't threaten your dumbass....

..and also you started it by once again attempting to insult him. Thus I have to step in.

How bout we try this one?

http://www.ShutTheFuckUpAndGetOnWithItIt'sAFuckingWebsiteForum.org

I don't know why...but links are fun...they all started with the SMTS thing
What's up now Dick Cheese?
lol

myonlybliss · Unread post by **myonlybliss** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:51 pm

what about mr. penis cheese?

i thought it would be fun to reply to a post that was 3 years old---holy crap, that's hard to believe---time sure does fly when your'e calling people dick cheese!!!!!!!!

hofdaddy · Unread post by **hofdaddy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:22 pm

you got balls of steel homie

myonlybliss · Unread post by **myonlybliss** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:40 am

I'm a man with a big bone,

and nowhere to bury it!!!!!!!!

paulaitchison · Unread post by **paulaitchison** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJRmvhwatfc

TSilk · Unread post by **TSilk** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:19 am

i like how they put dave saying fuck in what would you say on there

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